What?!? @helpedbytmh that's insane!!

yea one of my "friends" says to me early on in my pregnancy " I can't wait until you get fat, I'm going to laugh at you" in my head I was like waaahhtt??

See!!! Crazy!

Bahahaa I didn't mean to say legal twice... That story frazzles me that much that I can't even think right when I talk about it. My bad.

One time while I was at work a man decided to tell me about how he lost his virginity at a bunny ranch (where legal prostitution is legal) because he was so scared he was going to knock someone up.... I sat there, in my office chair, unable to move. I was SHOCKED that this customer who I had only seen maybe once or twice before decided to tell me that.