Apparently I, the glorious conqueror of the universe, make some users uncomfortable. So…

I SUPPORT ALIENS OF VAST REGIONS

Some of these women are so damn uptight that I legit think they live their lives in a rainbow bubble, next to their computers waiting for someone to accept their friend requests while blocking anyone who may hold an opinion because they can’t risk being called a loser publicly....andddd by publicly I mean on the web where all their “friends” and fantasies gather.

#yallsomelamemfs

#dontcomeatmyalien

#shedontevenwannaprobeyou

#thisisnottheuniverseyourelookingfor

They’re just worried about being probed

@mamabird228, 😂😂😂🤷🏼‍♀️

@doimakeyourandi, I read your # as “don’t come eat my alien” and laughed out loud. Oh man I need sleep 😂😂

@morgyporgypudninpie, I know I am but what are you. Or is it, I know you are but what am I?

Sorry, it’s all I could think of.😂🤷🏼‍♀️

@notcreative0416, me too!!! 😂😂😂I left it cause either way right. 💁🏼‍♀️

@morgyporgypudninpie, help me understand: why come insult us on OUR forum? If you don’t like us, our comments or our relationship with @the.mothership, you can kindly excuse yourself from here.

@morgyporgypudninpie

They're calling you........

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Deeeeeez nuuuuuts 😂

#ByeFelicia 👋

@morgyporgypudninpie, did I say this was OUR App?!?! NO but the Mods made this forum for B.B. users. Hence the name! Keep up sweetie.

Also this because this shit happens to me alll the time.

But.... the app is for SuPporT!!!!

@thetroller, 😠

People are mad that they don’t know mothership’s true identity so they’re reporting...her?

Wtf man

I'm sorry some lowly human reported you the.mothership

Please take mercy on them for they do not know what they do

@alexistol33, I just choked on my own spit

🤣✌️

I do comprehend that some users here even in this BB forum may have never ventured into the Rants & Raves board where I typically could be found and are frightened by my presence. I also understand that the populous of this new application platform must be confused and threatened by my supreme presence.

However, you earthlings cannot just go around reporting those you fear or do not like UNLESS I have broken a rule.

If you read her post it literally says people are reporting her. And you’re not the only one. My one completely valid and relevant response pertaining this shit got deleted. 🙄

@parismommmy, She is the empress of all

I love mothership!

If you can’t come to an agreement on someone’s post, please move along and ignore it. There’s no point in arguing over disagreements. ❤️

I came to say that I appreciate the mothership even tho I’m not from B.B. and my comment got deleted HOW RUDE 😢

Ugh...big Chief no fun.

@morgyporgypudninpie, wait you wanted her to? Or are unhappy she did. Cause I’m the latter.

@morgyporgypudninpie, mods were way harsh on B.B. compared to here.

I’m not a babysitter. You’re always entitled to your thoughts though. 😊

@morgyporgypudninpie, dude we had it bad too. A lot of us got banned multiple times. And they deleted our crap real fast. Lol We thought they’d be more lenient over here. Totes aren’t. 😑

@theinkedmommy,

@thetroller, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@morgyporgypudninpie,

@morgyporgypudninpie, Arguing and having a difference of agreement are not one in the same. Pretty sure it’s in your guidelines found on your mom.life profile.

@theinkedmommy, uhhh yes Mom. 😞

@thetroller, omg stopppp. 😂😳😬😬😬😩

But why was my comments deleted tho is the real question 🤔🤔🤔 #INeedAnswers

Guess I don’t need this meme anymore...

I’m not at all like against you or anything I just wanted to point out I think the profile may go against community guidelines, but I’m sure if you talked to mom.life they would make an exception since you were some sort of BB icon

@theinkedmommy, what’s going on I’m so confused lol

@parismommmy, I didn’t see anything wrong with your comment.

@heathernken_bb, I don’t think I offended anyone 🤷🏽‍♀️ I made a comment about why people reporting the mothership and some other comments replying to @morgyporgypudninpie, pointing out she can not subscribe to the B.B. forum so she doesn’t have to deal with any B.B. moms posting if she doesn’t like seeing the mothership or any other B.B. moms

@lost.sock.thief, Agreeing to disagree is troublesome.

@parismommmy, Yeah I don’t know, the only thing I could think of is cuz you asked what “it” was? I don’t know but that wasn’t mean or rude and I answered your question which my reply is still there.

@heathernken_bb, I asked that cause I didn’t want to offend the mothership and have her take over my body or something 😂😂

Fuckin Rocky man. 😂😂😂

@parismommmy, I hear mothership will eat your childrens’ brains unless you are a baker of delicious foods.

@alexistol33, SEEEEE THATS WHY I ASKED cause I don’t want her to eat my babies brains !!! Cause I can’t bake !! 😭😭😭😭

I just like, really want Panda Express now.

When you come to this planet can you cure my PTSD and manic depression ?? 😭 bcause I’m sick of it.

@parismommmy, 😂😂😂😂

@lost.sock.thief, All mental health care is free to the entire populous of each planet I arrive at. Should proper, more enlightened medical care not cure you I highly suggest mindlessly worshiping me. I hear that it really helps block out any other thoughts.

If that does not work, we have lasers that wipe your puny human minds clean like a blank slate. We can then input a new persona with more efficient brain functionality.

@parismommmy, bakers hold a higher rank in my regard. They and their offspring shall be protected and elevated so I highly recommend every human that wishes to please me to take a class or something. It is clearly a golden ticket into my good graces.

@the.mothership, I’m signing up now

@the.mothership, yikes don’t want my WHOLE brain wiped lol

Maybe just delete an entire person out of my brain and I think I’ll be halfway okay .(‘:

I’m just here to say I’m such a fan of when @the.mothership likes any of my content💗

And I’m an avid baker 😂

@lost.sock.thief, then let us hope the detailed and quality mental health professionals from my vast queendom will be able to provide you some comfort! The lasers are only used as a last resort or if individuals do not conform themselves to my rule.

@phoebesmommy, back when we were on BB I chose not to like anyone's comment as I feared it might start to hurt the tender feelings of humans who did not receive my likes. Human emotions are so silly after all.

I have decided to no longer worry about the emotions of humans though, after being on this application for just a few solar cycles.

Begin practicing your very best baked good recipes and when the dust settles from my invasion you must bring me something!

That's an order.

@the.mothership, too bad we earthlings haven’t progressed enough to have a saluting emoji. 🙆‍♀️ I feel this will suffice for your supremeness.

I am very astounded that you consider our puny human emotions. You’re a softie!!!!!