So my friends girlfriend has been talking to me about planning my friends surprise party this weekend for a few weeks now. I see my guy friend (Jordan) like every other day so it's hard not to tell him. Then yesterday he told me he's planning on breaking up with his girlfriend. So I tell him not to do it till after this weekend (because she already invited everyone and did all the work for the party) and of course, he asks why. I try to explain without telling him about the party but I had to so...

Does anyone work at McDonald's that can tell me why my sandwich is literally never ever all the way on the bun. No matter what I order or what location I'm at, the sandwich is ALWAYS like half off my bun. PLEASE TELL ME WHY

My little beauty's first Easter 💛💛💛

Aria, her cousin Rey and grammi ❤️ aria and Rey are only one week apart but Rey was born a month early so she's sooo much smaller haha they're adorable together

Really wishing my husband would get some girl friends so he's not so stupid jealous of my guy friends 🙄 I literally tell him all the time to get to know the girls he works with and he's like nah I don't want to. I pretty Independent so I'm like PLEASE GET A LIFE OTHER THAN ME

Feel like a shitty mom today. I didn't get my 11 mo old an Easter basket because I just didn't have the time but I thought her grandparents would have one for her at least and nope, nothing. She got absolutely nothing from anyone today. 😔 I know she doesn't even know that today is a holiday but it's her first Easter and it makes me sad that nothing special was done

I need a vacation from my husband

I hate when people are too lazy to eat right and exercise yet they still complain about not loosing weight. People actually ask me "how did you lose all of your baby weight so fast?!" To which my response is, diet and exercise. "There must be another way" 😒 no. There isn't. You can waste your money on every wrap, magic pill, essential oil, gross drink and waist trainer you want but in the end, you just have to get off your ass and actually work for it. Sorry for bluntness but Jesus, you don't ge...

Someone keeps knocking on my door but every time I go to see who it is, they're gone. It's been 7 times in the past hour... wtf

Jesus Christ I'm gonna lose my shit today