a california king size bed and he sleeps an inch away from me or with an elbow in my back while im on the edge of the bed with the amount of space the width of a pillow is to sleep and i ask him to move over and he wakes up and tells me i need to cool my shit. ummmm no, move the fuck over and give me some fucking room

on some of these comments where ladies get their panties in a bunch over what someone else posts, i just wanna chime in and be like 'shut the fuck up, nobody shit in your coffee this morning so lighten the fuck up!' but i been trying to work on myself lately. so i just read the comments and say it out loud lol

i love nights when my husband cuddles my stomach and in his sleep he says 'just come on already daddy wants to see you' and then wakes up and tells me he had a dream i was in labor and he was just checkin on me lol im so in love with this man it is ridiculous

i slept shirtless last night and my husband wakes up just now from a dead ass sleep when he rolled over and felt i has no shirt and all i hear is 'how lucky am i to get to wake up to boobs on a sunday morning. thank you god!' he hugs me and kisses my shoulder and snuggles up to me and falls back asleep lol just one of many reasons i love him

something isnt right here. my husband has his arm and leg and head all up on me......arent i the one supposed to be all sprawled out on him lol

I AM SO OVER BEING PREGNANT ALREADY!!!! ive been contracting all night long and it isnt strong enough or close enough to waste my time to go to the hospital. fml i need rest but nooo i have a whole damn baby shower to host and take care of today. fuck me right. worst...day....ever.

finally fell asleep last night at 3:15am...woke up at 6 when my husbands alarm went off for work. now im up and craving steamed rice but iffy if i wanna actually get up n make it. ...maybe later i need sleep

so my son and i are eating a snack and i start having contractions and i been having back contractions all night long and my son stops eating and tells me 'go lay down right now lady and dont get up until you feel better!' haha my kids a dork

i literally just got over a damn cold....i better not be getting sick again😣😣😕😩😠🤒

huge belly, a damn good looking husband that revs your engine, and a yeast infection definitely does not mix very well. im all sad cuz its uncomfortable to have any intimate time with my husband due to a biggo belly, im highly attracted to him today for whatever odd reason its like i cant get enough of his hugs and kisses and cant keep my hands off him, and i have a fuggin yeast infection so i really cant get none for the next 6 days
fml lol 😂