Girl this is me everyday all day! If it’s not humans it’s the animals haha
@wildflowermom2 honestly. I've had to tell my husband to go away and let me poop in peace. Like even if the door is closed, don't stand outside it talking to me. Even the husbands are terrible about it.
@jenx, lmao exactly! Husbands are more of a pain in the ass
Haha or in weird spots that you have no idea how they got there
@wildflowermom2 🤣 in my bed , shower, I found one in the fridge
Purposely wake early on days off
Go on an errand run
Take long showers
Stay up way later than intended
All for the love of
“ME TIME”.
I’m constantly finding random spots of spit up on me.
Having to reheat my coffee for the 100th time🤣
Wearing my pajamas all day with a bun!!
Puke and snot on my shirt👚
Pink eye again! No but seriously looks like before I went to bed I started getting pink eye and now I have pink eye damn kids not washing their hands after taking a poop. I only once my entire life had pink eye when I worked in a pet store almost 20 years ago. Never started getting it again till I had kids, it's kind of funny right
Hahaha pink eye is the worst! Both my kids got it! My son got it from the flu and my daughter got it cause well kids don’t wash their hands!
@wildflowermom2 and I wash my hands like crazy and I still got it. I've also been sick for 14 plus days with the same sore throat that's not going away and now my ears are starting to hurt so that could be why I got pink eye too
I was looking for my Wallet to pay for groceries and it was gone , instead I pulled out a toy car 😭
@wildflowermom2, it was home 😭😭😭😭 thank gd it’s not far from my house smh
There was a fruit snack stuck to my ass during church this morning. 😂
I had a toy Dino in my hair all morning & didn’t find it until I came home & jumped in the shower.
I’ve been to the school for kinder camp drop off, talked to teachers & went to two grocery stores. 😑😂
Lord only knows what people were thinking. Haha