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evildrporkchop.

Pork Chop

There was a fruit snack stuck to my ass during church this morning. 😂

wildflowermom2

Des

Haha I have totally had this happen

lorimord

LoriMord

Мама двоих (1 год, 8 лет)

I was looking for my Wallet to pay for groceries and it was gone , instead I pulled out a toy car 😭

wildflowermom2

Des

Oh noooo! Did you end up finding your wallet??

lorimord

LoriMord

Мама двоих (1 год, 8 лет)

it was home 😭😭😭😭 thank gd it’s not far from my house smh

ladyfreyja

Andy

Мама троих детей

Pink eye again! No but seriously looks like before I went to bed I started getting pink eye and now I have pink eye damn kids not washing their hands after taking a poop. I only once my entire life had pink eye when I worked in a pet store almost 20 years ago. Never started getting it again till I had kids, it's kind of funny right

wildflowermom2

Des

Hahaha pink eye is the worst! Both my kids got it! My son got it from the flu and my daughter got it cause well kids don’t wash their hands!

ladyfreyja

Andy

Мама троих детей

and I wash my hands like crazy and I still got it. I've also been sick for 14 plus days with the same sore throat that's not going away and now my ears are starting to hurt so that could be why I got pink eye too

metalcoremomx4

M.

I'm nauseous again because I forgot to eat this morning.

wildflowermom2

Des

ADHD at its finest?

bsandra

Sandra

Having to reheat my coffee for the 100th time🤣


Wearing my pajamas all day with a bun!!


Puke and snot on my shirt👚

wildflowermom2

Des

Leggings are what I wear almost everyday

llamapantaloons

Llama Pantaloons

Мама сына-младенца

I’m constantly finding random spots of spit up on me.

wildflowermom2

Des

Haha I remember those days

icebergahead

Icebergahead

Мама сына (11 лет)

Purposely wake early on days off


Go on an errand run


Take long showers


Stay up way later than intended


All for the love of

“ME TIME”.

wildflowermom2

Des

Long showers are a must

mom2godzillaandwonkypets

DragonTrainer1

Nerf darts in my shoe and purse

wildflowermom2

Des

Haha or in weird spots that you have no idea how they got there

mom2godzillaandwonkypets

DragonTrainer1

🤣 in my bed , shower, I found one in the fridge

mujerstillregal

So Royal

Мама двоих (1 год, 4 года)

I have a ton of laundry to fold 😩

wildflowermom2

Des

Haha it’s never ending!

mujerstillregal

So Royal

Мама двоих (1 год, 4 года)

I played peek a boo today 😆

jenx

JenX

I pee for an audience. Every. Time.

wildflowermom2

Des

Girl this is me everyday all day! If it’s not humans it’s the animals haha

jenx

JenX

honestly. I've had to tell my husband to go away and let me poop in peace. Like even if the door is closed, don't stand outside it talking to me. Even the husbands are terrible about it.

wildflowermom2

Des

lmao exactly! Husbands are more of a pain in the ass

love_linds

Lindsey

I had a toy Dino in my hair all morning & didn’t find it until I came home & jumped in the shower.

I’ve been to the school for kinder camp drop off, talked to teachers & went to two grocery stores. 😑😂

Lord only knows what people were thinking. Haha

wildflowermom2

Des

Lmao oh noooo