Can you all help me please as many as you can think of.... i need funny sex acts like... "the flamming dragon",- cum in her mouth so cum comes out of her noes
"donkey punch" and
"spiderman" having sex, u tell her ur finshed, but you have cummed in ur hand... when she turns around you throw it in her face like a spiderman web
Does anyone know anymore?
And do u think these are funny?
Yeah sounds like something a 13-14yr old would laugh about 🙈
Feel like teenagers would find these funny, adults probably not xx
No I don't find them funny either... whats the reason? xx
I don’t find them funny personally either x
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Nah not my cup of tea either. Like other have said more funny to young teens perhaps.