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Wake up at noon and immediately go out snowmobiling with friends the rest of the day. Leave my dirty laundry everywhere. Jerk off. Not have to do any housekeeping.
That's the life!
Scratch my balls for an hour to get out of doing housework
Jerk off, take the longest poop ever, have my wife make me food and bring it to me, lay around in boxers, I would live it up. 😂
Dance naked, hanging in the breeze...
@dontspankme that's right! But visual effects are different. XD
Write my name in the snow.
Have someone kick me in the balls so when my husband tries to say it's more painful than child birth, I'll be able to truly tell him to f off.
I was thinking of this too! It can’t feel the same lol impossible.
First I would take everything off the tallest shelf in my house then put it back.. just because I could.
Second I would open up every jar I could find
Third I would probably whack off
Fourth I would mansplain something to a woman just to see what the appeal is
Use the excuse “I’m playing the game” not to help with the baby 😂
Ask for food after being in the kitchen 5 seconds prior.
Be able to fall asleep snoring on the couch while the kids are literally 2 feet from his face playing. This is the current situation btw. Like how can u just sleep like that? I’d love to be able to shut my brain off like my dh.
Pretty much everything that’s been said already lol
And ask my wife to make me a bowl of cereal when I’m completely able to do it myself.
Yes husband will hand me his iPad and ask me to plug it in for him when the charger is in between us
And complain I don’t get sex enough when I get it atleast every other day.
Also I’d wanna get sick and act like I’m dying so I know how THE FAMOUS man cold feels like.
@iuiblessing2018, lol don’t matter if my wife gets sick while taking care of the kids either, I’ll just be lying down moaning about how much pain I’m in.
I would sit all day complaining and play with my man fun bags. 😂
Complain about itchy body hair and try not to get kicked in the crotch 🙇♂️
Fascinated about peeing while standing lol
@joeywiththegoodhair, @unicornprincessx3, @northwoodsmomma, @jessicalaneee, @fairykarmamomma, @lakota-winyan, 😂😂😂 y’all some nasties! BUT I’m sure I would too! Lmao
The idea of being a man for a day and having sex so I can try to further understand the obsessions revolving around the penis excites me. If only we could plan the day and the look we’d have to guarantee we get laid 😂🤣😈🤣😂
Take a 40 minute dump, jerk off (I NEED to know what a male orgasm is like!), and sit on my ass while my kids scream.
I would sit in the bathroom and "poop" while my so got everyone else dressed, took the dogs out, and then themselves dressed. Then I would go have "me time" with anyone I wanted on the weekends. And of course helicopter all day long like an elephant.
@dontspankme I'm going by my husband's annoying habits on the weekends when we have places to be.
My husband will take his shower and only get himself ready and have the nerve to say why aren’t you ready yet. Totally agree with everything you said lol
@bodybycheetos, I know what you and @tristan-makes-5, mean. 😑
Take a 40 minute dump, jerk off (I NEED to know what a male orgasm is like!), and sit on my ass while my kids scream.