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Take a 40 minute dump, jerk off (I NEED to know what a male orgasm is like!), and sit on my ass while my kids scream.

Jerk off

You know, I really wouldn't want to be a man. 🤔

You know, I really wouldn't want to be a man. 🤔

Wake up at noon and immediately go out snowmobiling with friends the rest of the day. Leave my dirty laundry everywhere. Jerk off. Not have to do any housekeeping.

That's the life!

Scratch my balls for an hour to get out of doing housework

Jerk off, take the longest poop ever, have my wife make me food and bring it to me, lay around in boxers, I would live it up. 😂

Dance naked, hanging in the breeze...

Write my name in the snow.

Have someone kick me in the balls so when my husband tries to say it's more painful than child birth, I'll be able to truly tell him to f off.

First I would take everything off the tallest shelf in my house then put it back.. just because I could.

Second I would open up every jar I could find

Third I would probably whack off

Fourth I would mansplain something to a woman just to see what the appeal is

Use the excuse “I’m playing the game” not to help with the baby 😂

Ask for food after being in the kitchen 5 seconds prior.

Be able to fall asleep snoring on the couch while the kids are literally 2 feet from his face playing. This is the current situation btw. Like how can u just sleep like that? I’d love to be able to shut my brain off like my dh.

Pretty much everything that’s been said already lol

And ask my wife to make me a bowl of cereal when I’m completely able to do it myself.

And complain I don’t get sex enough when I get it atleast every other day.

Scratch my sack

Also I’d wanna get sick and act like I’m dying so I know how THE FAMOUS man cold feels like.

I would sit all day complaining and play with my man fun bags. 😂

Complain about itchy body hair and try not to get kicked in the crotch 🙇‍♂️

Fascinated about peeing while standing lol

@joeywiththegoodhair, @unicornprincessx3, @northwoodsmomma, @jessicalaneee, @fairykarmamomma, @lakota-winyan, 😂😂😂 y’all some nasties! BUT I’m sure I would too! Lmao

Also do the helicopter in between breaks LOL

Jack off all day long lmao

The idea of being a man for a day and having sex so I can try to further understand the obsessions revolving around the penis excites me. If only we could plan the day and the look we’d have to guarantee we get laid 😂🤣😈🤣😂

Have sex so I can know the feeling

I would sleep Alllll day 😂😂

Take a 40 minute dump, jerk off (I NEED to know what a male orgasm is like!), and sit on my ass while my kids scream.

I would sit in the bathroom and "poop" while my so got everyone else dressed, took the dogs out, and then themselves dressed. Then I would go have "me time" with anyone I wanted on the weekends. And of course helicopter all day long like an elephant.

Masterbate. 🤣😂

Jerk off