my bf is so gross.
first of all he wouldn’t stop smacking in the car ride home. kept chewing w/ his mouth open & crunching his fries & smacking his lips every time he took a drink. *drink* *smack smack smack* *drink* *SMACK smack*
then i get home to the bathroom STILL smelling like SH!T he took EIGHT HOURS AGO BEFORE WORK. EIGHT freaking hours y’all.
it’s time for me to go to bed. i’m too hormonal for this.
Ugghhh. My husband has his half hour sht every morning. I swear it's theraputic for him because god forbid I get up needing to pee. He's italian amd overdoes garlic on everything he eats, then sweats it out throughout the day.