Josephine
joeywiththegoodhair
Josephine·Мама дочки (3 года)

I love seeing first time moms not even out of second trimester and planning out their next kids. Bro! You don’t even know if you LIKE having a kids yet, sit down. 😂

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dontspankme
Dontspankme·Мама троих детей

Reality will smack them dead in the face after having their first. 😂

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ek_
The EK 💁🏼‍♀️·Мама сына (2 года)

It was the fertile dates/dates of conception that got me. 🤣

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damn.it.red
Bitchy Trophy Wife 🏆👰🏼·Мама двоих (9 лет, 10 лет)

I haven’t even gotten my tubal reversed and I’ve already planned #3 and #4

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joeywiththegoodhair
Josephine·Мама дочки (3 года)

Yeah but.... you’re pregnant with your first you know you like your kids

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damn.it.red
Bitchy Trophy Wife 🏆👰🏼·Мама двоих (9 лет, 10 лет)

@joeywiththegoodhair, i don’t necessarily like them right now. When they were babies and cuddled I did.

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joeywiththegoodhair
Josephine·Мама дочки (3 года)

@damn.it.red, true!!!

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cams
Cams ·Мама троих детей

I thought the scheduled conception dates were weird because if you plan to breastfeed, your period might not come right away or you might not ovulate at all. I’m not sure she’s taken that into consideration. 🤔

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heatherlou88
Heather·Мама двоих (младенец)

This is true and I'm sure she wasn't thinking about this. I started my period a year after I had my daughter! (I breastfed her until 23 months old, then cut her off when I had my son). I had 2 cycles, really light ones, and got pregnant. When I went to my 1st appointment, I thought I was around 10 weeks, but when he did my vaginal ultrasound and measured the baby, I was only around 7 weeks. Based on LMP I was supposed to be 10 weeks, but he said I must have ovulated late. So these things do happen and there's no to know when you'll get a cycle or when you ovulate. She's planning too far ahead and setting herself up for dissapointment. Especially since she's been TTC for a year or more before getting pregnant.

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joeywiththegoodhair
Josephine·Мама дочки (3 года)

All joking aside, I feel like it’s setting you up for disappointment

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alanasmommy81815
Sonja Griffith·Мама двоих (младенец)

I knew I wanted two .. i didnt care .. my first was a breeze until she hit 3. And I was already pregnant by then.. so she tricked me lmao

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joeywiththegoodhair
Josephine·Мама дочки (3 года)

That’s how they get you!!! Lol mine is bad so maybe my second will be good? I don’t know I straight up got amnesia

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witchymama
Sarah Ruybal·Мама троих детей

I planned on having another one after my 1st one and my 2nd one. My 3rd one..IM DONE. I'll wait 5-8 years this time to decide IF I want more kids...lol

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joeywiththegoodhair
Josephine·Мама дочки (3 года)

If karma is a thing, I’ll have 10 and a run down mini van.

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ek_
The EK 💁🏼‍♀️·Мама сына (2 года)

What good is the blocking feature if people who are weirdly obsessed with you can still see your comments??

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ek_
The EK 💁🏼‍♀️·Мама сына (2 года)

@joeywiththegoodhair, Bautista has some sort of weird ass obsession with me. She even still tries to communicate with me after I blocked her. It’s vvv awkward. 😬

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joeywiththegoodhair
Josephine·Мама дочки (3 года)

@ek_, well good. More awkward than me reading what you said still dead ass asleep and all my puny mind could conjure is you calling me obsessed 😂😅

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ek_
The EK 💁🏼‍♀️·Мама сына (2 года)

@joeywiththegoodhair, Could’ve been worse. You could’ve said you hated me or called me a bitch. Anything that’s misunderstood before 8am gets a free pass. 😂

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ek_
The EK 💁🏼‍♀️·Мама сына (2 года)

It was the fertile dates/dates of conception that got me. 🤣

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moonchild.
Rikki🌙·Мама дочки (2 года)

👀

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mom2311s

You can plan and plans can change because life changes ❤

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joeywiththegoodhair
Josephine·Мама дочки (3 года)

Yeah well yeah. I’m just making cynical jokes.

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mom2311s

@joeywiththegoodhair I believe we made the same point ☺

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dontspankme
Dontspankme·Мама троих детей

Reality will smack them dead in the face after having their first. 😂

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messybunmom
sm;)e·Мама троих детей

I still haven’t learned my lesson with having 3! 😂

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dontspankme
Dontspankme·Мама троих детей

@messybunmom, girl... same! 😂

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jocy.ornelas
Jocelyn·Мама сына (1 год), беременна (24 нед.)

I’m assuming you know everyone’s plans and desires 🙄 shake my head.

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joeywiththegoodhair
Josephine·Мама дочки (3 года)

That’s a good assumption to make, I am all knowing.

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