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Josephine
Josephine
Мама дочки (3 года)

I love seeing first time moms not even out of second trimester and planning out their next kids. Bro! You don’t even…

I love seeing first time moms not even out of second trimester and planning out their next kids. Bro! You don’t even know if you LIKE having a kids yet, sit down. 😂

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

Мама троих детей

Reality will smack them dead in the face after having their first. 😂

dontspankme

Dontspankme

Мама троих детей

@messybunmom, girl... same! 😂

messybunmom

sm;)e

Мама троих детей

I still haven’t learned my lesson with having 3! 😂

ek_

The EK 💁🏼‍♀️

Мама сына (2 года)

It was the fertile dates/dates of conception that got me. 🤣

moonchild.

Rikki🌙

Мама дочки (2 года)

👀

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damn.it.red

Bitchy Trophy Wife 🏆👰🏼

Мама двоих (9 лет, 10 лет)

I haven’t even gotten my tubal reversed and I’ve already planned #3 and #4

joeywiththegoodhair

Josephine

Мама дочки (3 года)

Yeah but.... you’re pregnant with your first you know you like your kids

damn.it.red

Bitchy Trophy Wife 🏆👰🏼

Мама двоих (9 лет, 10 лет)

i don’t necessarily like them right now. When they were babies and cuddled I did.

joeywiththegoodhair

Josephine

Мама дочки (3 года)

true!!!

cams

Cams

Мама троих детей

I thought the scheduled conception dates were weird because if you plan to breastfeed, your period might not come right away or you might not ovulate at all. I’m not sure she’s taken that into consideration. 🤔

heatherlou88

Heather

Мама двоих (младенец)

This is true and I'm sure she wasn't thinking about this. I started my period a year after I had my daughter! (I breastfed her until 23 months old, then cut her off when I had my son). I had 2 cycles, really light ones, and got pregnant. When I went to my 1st appointment, I thought I was around 10 weeks, but when he did my vaginal ultrasound and measured the baby, I was only around 7 weeks. Based on LMP I was supposed to be 10 weeks, but he said I must have ovulated late. So these things do happen and there's no to know when you'll get a cycle or when you ovulate. She's planning too far ahead and setting herself up for dissapointment. Especially since she's been TTC for a year or more before getting pregnant.

joeywiththegoodhair

Josephine

Мама дочки (3 года)

All joking aside, I feel like it’s setting you up for disappointment

alanasmommy81815

Sonja Griffith

Мама двоих (младенец)

I knew I wanted two .. i didnt care .. my first was a breeze until she hit 3. And I was already pregnant by then.. so she tricked me lmao

joeywiththegoodhair

Josephine

Мама дочки (3 года)

That’s how they get you!!! Lol mine is bad so maybe my second will be good? I don’t know I straight up got amnesia

witchymama

Sarah Ruybal

Мама троих детей

I planned on having another one after my 1st one and my 2nd one. My 3rd one..IM DONE. I'll wait 5-8 years this time to decide IF I want more kids...lol

joeywiththegoodhair

Josephine

Мама дочки (3 года)

If karma is a thing, I’ll have 10 and a run down mini van.

ek_

The EK 💁🏼‍♀️

Мама сына (2 года)

What good is the blocking feature if people who are weirdly obsessed with you can still see your comments??

ek_

The EK 💁🏼‍♀️

Мама сына (2 года)

@joeywiththegoodhair, Bautista has some sort of weird ass obsession with me. She even still tries to communicate with me after I blocked her. It’s vvv awkward. 😬

joeywiththegoodhair

Josephine

Мама дочки (3 года)

well good. More awkward than me reading what you said still dead ass asleep and all my puny mind could conjure is you calling me obsessed 😂😅

ek_

The EK 💁🏼‍♀️

Мама сына (2 года)

Could’ve been worse. You could’ve said you hated me or called me a bitch. Anything that’s misunderstood before 8am gets a free pass. 😂

ek_

The EK 💁🏼‍♀️

Мама сына (2 года)

It was the fertile dates/dates of conception that got me. 🤣

moonchild.

Rikki🌙

Мама дочки (2 года)

👀

mom2311s

BMAMA

You can plan and plans can change because life changes ❤

joeywiththegoodhair

Josephine

Мама дочки (3 года)

Yeah well yeah. I’m just making cynical jokes.

mom2311s

BMAMA

I believe we made the same point ☺

dontspankme

Dontspankme

Мама троих детей

Reality will smack them dead in the face after having their first. 😂

messybunmom

sm;)e

Мама троих детей

I still haven’t learned my lesson with having 3! 😂

dontspankme

Dontspankme

Мама троих детей

girl... same! 😂

jocy.ornelas

Jocelyn

Мама сына (1 год), беременна (24 нед.)

I’m assuming you know everyone’s plans and desires 🙄 shake my head.

joeywiththegoodhair

Josephine

Мама дочки (3 года)

That’s a good assumption to make, I am all knowing.

this girl just implied if you give your baby a pacifier that means you’re a bad mom bc you’re “plugging them up & not…

this girl just implied if you give your baby a pacifier that means you’re a bad mom bc you’re “plugging them up & not finding out what’s wrong with them” mind you, this girl doesn’t even have any kids. Karter takes a pacifier when he goes to sleep & as soon as it falls out (which it always does) i take it away. other than that i KNOW what’s wrong w/ him. he only cries when he’s bored or hungry. so🤷🏻 ♀ before you judge other mothers for their mothering how about you have some kids yourself first then tell me how it goes for you🤬