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Josephine
Josephine
Мама дочки (3 года)

I love seeing first time moms not even out of second trimester and planning out their next kids.…

I love seeing first time moms not even out of second trimester and planning out their next kids. Bro! You don’t even know if you LIKE having a kids yet, sit down. 😂

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

Reality will smack them dead in the face after having their first. 😂

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messybunmom

sm;)e

I still haven’t learned my lesson with having 3! 😂

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

girl... same! 😂

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ek_

The EK 💁🏼‍♀️

It was the fertile dates/dates of conception that got me. 🤣

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moonchild.

Rikki🌙

👀

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jocy.ornelas

Jocelyn

I’m assuming you know everyone’s plans and desires 🙄 shake my head.

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joeywiththegoodhair

Josephine

Мама дочки (3 года)

That’s a good assumption to make, I am all knowing.

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

Reality will smack them dead in the face after having their first. 😂

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messybunmom

sm;)e

I still haven’t learned my lesson with having 3! 😂

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

girl... same! 😂

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mom2311s

BMAMA

You can plan and plans can change because life changes ❤

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joeywiththegoodhair

Josephine

Мама дочки (3 года)

Yeah well yeah. I’m just making cynical jokes.

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mom2311s

BMAMA

I believe we made the same point ☺

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ek_

The EK 💁🏼‍♀️

It was the fertile dates/dates of conception that got me. 🤣

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moonchild.

Rikki🌙

👀

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ek_

The EK 💁🏼‍♀️

What good is the blocking feature if people who are weirdly obsessed with you can still see your comments??

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ek_

The EK 💁🏼‍♀️

@joeywiththegoodhair, Bautista has some sort of weird ass obsession with me. She even still tries to communicate with me after I blocked her. It’s vvv awkward. 😬

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joeywiththegoodhair

Josephine

Мама дочки (3 года)

well good. More awkward than me reading what you said still dead ass asleep and all my puny mind could conjure is you calling me obsessed 😂😅

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ek_

The EK 💁🏼‍♀️

Could’ve been worse. You could’ve said you hated me or called me a bitch. Anything that’s misunderstood before 8am gets a free pass. 😂

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witchymama

Sarah Ruybal

Мама троих детей

I planned on having another one after my 1st one and my 2nd one. My 3rd one..IM DONE. I'll wait 5-8 years this time to decide IF I want more kids...lol

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joeywiththegoodhair

Josephine

Мама дочки (3 года)

If karma is a thing, I’ll have 10 and a run down mini van.

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alanasmommy81815

Sonja Griffith

I knew I wanted two .. i didnt care .. my first was a breeze until she hit 3. And I was already pregnant by then.. so she tricked me lmao

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joeywiththegoodhair

Josephine

Мама дочки (3 года)

That’s how they get you!!! Lol mine is bad so maybe my second will be good? I don’t know I straight up got amnesia

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cams

Cams

I thought the scheduled conception dates were weird because if you plan to breastfeed, your period might not come right away or you might not ovulate at all. I’m not sure she’s taken that into consideration. 🤔

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heatherlou88

Heather

This is true and I'm sure she wasn't thinking about this. I started my period a year after I had my daughter! (I breastfed her until 23 months old, then cut her off when I had my son). I had 2 cycles, really light ones, and got pregnant. When I went to my 1st appointment, I thought I was around 10 weeks, but when he did my vaginal ultrasound and measured the baby, I was only around 7 weeks. Based on LMP I was supposed to be 10 weeks, but he said I must have ovulated late. So these things do happen and there's no to know when you'll get a cycle or when you ovulate. She's planning too far ahead and setting herself up for dissapointment. Especially since she's been TTC for a year or more before getting pregnant.

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joeywiththegoodhair

Josephine

Мама дочки (3 года)

All joking aside, I feel like it’s setting you up for disappointment

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damn.it.red

Bitchy Trophy Wife 🏆👰🏼

Мама двоих (9 лет, 10 лет)

I haven’t even gotten my tubal reversed and I’ve already planned #3 and #4

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joeywiththegoodhair

Josephine

Мама дочки (3 года)

Yeah but.... you’re pregnant with your first you know you like your kids

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damn.it.red

Bitchy Trophy Wife 🏆👰🏼

Мама двоих (9 лет, 10 лет)

i don’t necessarily like them right now. When they were babies and cuddled I did.

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joeywiththegoodhair

Josephine

Мама дочки (3 года)

true!!!

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