My roommate screaches like pterodactyl if he's not touching me at all times.
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My roommate slams himself on to the floor if his dinosaur nugget is the wrong shape dinosaur, whatever that is 🤦🏻♀️
He shits his pants and doesn’t say anything, he’s rude af and his feet always smell like cheese and he laughs at literally everything not funny.
Pretty sure I’m totally in love with him.
My roommate just petty af like the live in maintenance man (father)
my roommate caught me off guard and bit my big toe
My roommate wakes me up every morning with a body flop onto my stomach landing on their elbow
My roommate loves to scream to the top of her lungs if she can’t get something 😂
She also loves to eat everything that she gets ahold of
My “roommate” sits on the toilet screaming my name til I come to wipe his booty.
Every time I sit down to eat “my roommate” runs to me like a little baby bird, with her mouth open, demanding a bite.
My roommate likes to poke me in the eyeballs while I’m still sleeping.. and he has a terrible habit of pulling my hair out
My roommate is a klepto who hides all my things😂
My "roommate" likes to touch and grab everything he can get ahold of😊
My 1st roommate is such a hugger and a kiss asser, my 2cnd roommate likes to play peek a poo and shit in bath tubs. My 3rd roommate is a total mood changer with that grin of his. Their all my true loves