My roommate screaches like pterodactyl if he's not touching me at all times.

My roommate loves to play with my armpit hair.

My "roommate" likes to touch and grab everything he can get ahold of😊

My roommate is a klepto who hides all my things😂

My roommate likes to poke me in the eyeballs while I’m still sleeping.. and he has a terrible habit of pulling my hair out

Every time I sit down to eat “my roommate” runs to me like a little baby bird, with her mouth open, demanding a bite.

My “roommate” sits on the toilet screaming my name til I come to wipe his booty.

My roommate loves to scream to the top of her lungs if she can’t get something 😂

My roommate wakes me up every morning with a body flop onto my stomach landing on their elbow

my roommate caught me off guard and bit my big toe

My roommate just petty af like the live in maintenance man (father)

My roommate slams himself on to the floor if his dinosaur nugget is the wrong shape dinosaur, whatever that is 🤦🏻‍♀️

He shits his pants and doesn’t say anything, he’s rude af and his feet always smell like cheese and he laughs at literally everything not funny.

Pretty sure I’m totally in love with him.

My 1st roommate is such a hugger and a kiss asser, my 2cnd roommate likes to play peek a poo and shit in bath tubs. My 3rd roommate is a total mood changer with that grin of his. Their all my true loves