
Actual quote from this prick today “it’s amazing how small your knickers are considering how big your arse is”
😂🤣😂🤣😂 that's helariouse. What was your response? Xx
@mummyto2tinyhumans, @nicolemariehooperxo, very close to disowning him

How long is your hair?
How old?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Baby's weight..?
How much did your LO weigh at your last ultrasound & how many weeks were you?

How do you like your steak?
when your children turn 18
How old will you be?
I got the back handed compliment of "you're the sexiest sack of potatoes I've ever seen" 🙈