OHH GUYS🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️😂😂😂🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
So, I went in for a routine lady checkup, right... And of course I scrubbed, scraped and shaved like I was going on a first date with the man of my dreams.. And I decide I'm gonna go with the new body spray I bought... So, I sprayed myself like a second shower! I made sure to double spray the land down under so it would smell like sweet magnolias or whatever the hell the scent of the month was at Bath & Body Works... Boom, get dressed and head out... As I'm laying on the table with my ankles to my ears.. My doc begins the exam.. and giggles!... TWICE!!... Idk about you! But when someone is face to face with my lady taco... laughing isn't the first thing you wanna hear 🤦🏻♀️So I'm asking: Uhhh, is everything ok?... Of course my doc is apologizing, but he can't help but still smirk.. Sooo I take a peek👀... and omg!!!! It looked like a damn party in my pants!... I had used effing glitter spray!!!.. Under the 7000 watt spotlight, it looked like a damn disco ball... Now I'm laughing.. The doc is laughing.. So awkward... He finds his way through Sparkle Valley and finishes up... As he walks out, he let's me know that it's totally fine to come as you are... He said further, no need to get fancy 😂😂😂
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😂😂😂 o-m-g I needed this laugh !
@xoxochelsey, do not tell me you’re wishing pregnancy on me 😐😂😂😂😂
We I first started reading this I was thinking it was gonna turn into a your pregnant story 😂😂 don't get my hopes up girl. But still super funny
@turk, lol no but I could see me doing something like that lol
@girlmom., @dragon_ball_mommy, @turk, @momof3cuties, I saw this on another page and thought it was soo funny lol
Oh my god. I needed the laugh today...at least it was pretty
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