Some parting words before I delete (I'll be randomly adding to this over the next few hours until I come home and…
Some parting words before I delete (I'll be randomly adding to this over the next few hours until I come home and delete):
Oreos and peanut butter are amazing. But the smooth peanut butter, not the crunchy.
No, Nightmare Before Christmas is NOT a Christmas movie. You can come to Canada and fight me on it -- I don't give a fuck.
KANYE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE.
Ghosts are real. Sometimes they're scary, sometimes they're just doing their own ghost thing and don't give a shit about you.
Mayonnaise is in fact an instrument.
American chocolate milk is nasty af.
deborahjq·
Please Google image "medieval paintings of babies". It's time well spent.
deborahjq·
The Mandela effect isn't real.
If you aren't followed pleasantcats on Instagram, I purrromise you won't regret it.
deborahjq·
@oddie is a gem and so are so many other users on here, but I don't have a ready made list because I wasn't planning on this, but I will add that @filterless is probably the most gorgeous woman I've seen in my life.
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Многодетная мама (5 детей)
@deborahjq, are you keeping your snap? I’ll make more of an effort on there regularly to keep in touch 💕
deborahjq·
@oddie I deleted everyone from my snap and just keeping family on there.
deborahjq·
If you don't get along with someone enough that you want to go out of your way to call them names, screenshot or swear at them, it's probably better to just block them.
deborahjq·
If you think it's important to act like a badass online, just remember: you are stressing the importance of being a badass.
Online.
Ain't nothing badass about that, honey.
deborahjq·
Onions are gross. They have a great flavour, but their texture is wrong and if you like them YOU'RE wrong.
deborahjq·
Christmas decorations before Halloween are also wrong.
Dori Mar Kou·
Мама двоих (5 лет, 12 лет)
I had to google “medieval paintings of babies”... terrifying😬
deborahjq·
Never say anything in a private chat that you wouldn't say in a public chat or in public in general.
deborahjq·
Grey hair is amazing and I envy women who get grey hairs early.
deborahjq·
If you wipe with toilet paper after a poop, you is nasty. Baby wipes are amazing and a special shout out to my Muslim people who use the water spray thing. In Persian, it's called aftabe and seriously... aftabe is lyfe.
deborahjq·
This is a special shout out to the @mom.life app: make it possible for users to delete their account. My husband suggested putting up nudes so that you guys can do it for me, but I'm honestly too lazy. All I can do is uninstall your damn app. Boo, you whores.
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Многодетная мама (5 детей)
@deletedapp, I will be sad to see you go. I have always enjoyed your wit. You have such a brilliant mind and I have enjoyed getting to love at some of your snark. You will be missed.
Ari ·
Мама двоих (1 год, 4 года)
@deletedapp, omg well thank you though NO KANYE SLANDER WILL BE TOLERATED. Just keep him in your prayers he’s admittedly mentally ill