Anyone from bb remember the big Secret Santa drama where some people never got their gift and got PISSED lol? Randomly thought of that, this morning.

The Last Czar is the most educational porno of all time. You cannot convince me otherwise.

Some parting words before I delete (I'll be randomly adding to this over the next few hours until I come home and delete):

Oreos and peanut butter are amazing. But the smooth peanut butter, not the crunchy.

No, Nightmare Before Christmas is NOT a Christmas movie. You can come to Canada and fight me on it -- I don't give a fuck.

KANYE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE.

Ghosts are real. Sometimes they're scary, sometimes they're just doing their own ghost thing and don't give a shit about you.
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Hey so I spent an awesome day with my kids and in laws and thought I'd catch up on the chat on the fun and random anime chat and suddenly I can't. I'm not *completely* sure what happened while I was eating cake, watching Moana and yelling at my kids, but if it makes you ladies feel safer to not have me randomly check in and tell you about my poops, that's understandable. My poops are pretty awful.
Anyway, I hope that whatever happened gets resolved. I must say, I'm a little disappointed because ...

Before I indulge you with the vile details of my latest fecal adventure, allow me to first explain some details that, at present, may seem completely irrelevant, but are absolutely imperative to the story I am about to regrettably tell you.
My youngest is roughly 15 months and she copies anything I do if it has to do with her brother, who is about 3 and a half. For example, when he's in the bathroom and I yell down the hallway if he's doing alright, she'll start yelling, too. When he has eczema ...