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Jo Wilcox
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Мама сына (2 года)

Did the snake ever get found 👀👀👀

Did the snake ever get found 👀👀👀

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jo.wilcox

Jo WilcoxМама сына (2 года)

@arlosmomma see. If you left your 900 quid iPhone out there the piece of shit would be no more than a paperweight after that 😂 this sounds like something I'm up for. I'll provide the balaclava's if you'll provide the munch. Bitches always need munch. Honestly I'd like to say it gets better as they get older but I'd just be lying to your face 😂😂

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arlosmomma

Shannon DarbyshireМама сына (1 год)

Omg 😂😂😂😂

And yes it does still work!! The only thing wrong was the 'torch' didn't work unless I clamped the top together but now it does, can't beat the graft phones, we will have to arrange a mutual child discarding at this train station if their reign of terror continues because my wick is almost burnt out!

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jo.wilcox

Jo WilcoxМама сына (2 года)

@arlosmomma yes I am the not so proud owner of a big turd toddler. Omgggg Arlo you little legend 😂😂 he's so funny lmao, just aswell it was a 10 pound graft phone. I guarantee it still worked the next day! You know I've seen this place called 'lost and found' at the train station and I think it's free to drop things off their! It looked very inviting. Charlie is well into his 2's, in pull ups at night and I lovingly woke up to a slap across the face and a pokey poo finger under my nose the other morning. I was liviiiid x

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arlosmomma

Shannon DarbyshireМама сына (1 год)

😂😂😂😂 I see you also have a turd toddler, mine has gone from jumping on and cracking my tablet to even throwing my shitty ten pound graft phone in the garden unbeknown to me and left it in the rain all night the other day, is there somewhere we can return these kids 😂

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jo.wilcox

Jo WilcoxМама сына (2 года)

@jadeandscarlett I would hate the bastard things too after losing my phone! Never can trust those rainbow shitting beasts 😂😂 x

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jadeandscarlett

𝐉𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨 ☺Мама дочки (1 год)

@jo.wilcox @arlosmomma It was her unicorn quilt with her unicorn pillow cases and unicorn teddy. But she hates unicorns 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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jo.wilcox

Jo WilcoxМама сына (2 года)

@arlosmomma nooo. I've done that so many times and got lucky. Bitches be having hench shoulders after the sesh 😂 I'm waiting for my phone to die, I got the galaxy s9 about 2 months ago... 2 weeks into having it my turd of a toddler dropped it and cracked it, so I'll shortly be joining you in the land of tyre tablets processed by 150 year old turtles on dope 👋👋👍

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arlosmomma

Shannon DarbyshireМама сына (1 год)

Hahaha! Life was much easier back then. I had a working phone until I wafted my quilt to straighten it and the phone was hidden in it.. it was like slow mo watching it fly through the air slowly towards my big square candle and shatter so now I've been demoted to a turd tablet my shoulders ache from tonights typing event

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jo.wilcox

Jo WilcoxМама сына (2 года)

@arlosmomma I know, there shouldn't be any bitching at all. But even when there is it's never 1 on 1, it's 1 vs a crowd of 5 or 6 it's unfair. Lmao, I went from iPhone to samsung galaxy and it took me a good few weeks to realise I could still screenshot 😂 I miss the days of just simple file transferring swearing pics like the bad ass we were at 12 years old 😊😂

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arlosmomma

Shannon DarbyshireМама сына (1 год)

@jo.wilcox mate I've only recently learned how to screen shot on this piece of shit tablet and it takes about 4 weeks to process the screenshot 😂

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arlosmomma

Shannon DarbyshireМама сына (1 год)

Yes that's why there's a very select few I actually trust on here you never know what people are actually like I just feel sorry for people that get picked on on here its a tough crowd when everyone gets going

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jo.wilcox

Jo WilcoxМама сына (2 года)

@jadeandscarlett I reckon it's @arlosmomma quiet all night then bam! Creeps out of the darkness. Gotcha biatch 👀😂😂

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jo.wilcox

Jo WilcoxМама сына (2 года)

@jadeandscarlett @laurabump27 @arlosmomma I mean. Everyone should just leave eachother the fuck alone. But I do wonder who's been snaking about. Especially as she said that the person had commented on that post. I read all the comments while I was settling Charlie back off and they're all familiar 'genuine' faces so it goes to show people ain't as they seem 🙄

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arlosmomma

Shannon DarbyshireМама сына (1 год)

The snake is still slithering around undetected 👀

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jo.wilcox

Jo WilcoxМама сына (2 года)

@beffgoude lmfao 😂😂😂

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beffgoude

beff Мама двоих (младенец)

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laurabump27

LauraМама сына (1 год)

Hahahaha

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