I have 4 boys. You’d think they’d be super accident prone since they rough house. But no....it’s me who’s been in and…

I have 4 boys. You’d think they’d be super accident prone since they rough house. But no....it’s me who’s been in and out of the emergency room. February was a broken right ankle, March and April...severe tendonitis and surgery, may is physical therapy for my hand...now jun comes around and I knock a freshly sharpened chefs knife off the counter in into the top of my foot...I’m done with 2018 already. Someone get me a bubble and a bottle of wine!!