why do people stick things up their butts?
I just read an article about multiple hospital visits where patients had to have various objects removed from their rectum. A salami, a mayonnaise jar, a pistol etc.
The wife of a friend of mine before moving to our area was a nurse in a level 1 trauma center ER. Some of her stories included:
-Rabbit in the bum that had started to decay
-Woman mounted the post of a 4 poster bed, lost her balance and the fireman had to cut the post off the bed and transport her like that
- large squash in the booty hole
-1/2 gallon milk jug in the booty (he “fell” on it)
-blown out rectum and other internal trauma from a pressure washer (diy enema?)
A couple of these patients actually died. How would your family even go about explaining how you died?
my husbands uncle is a er nurse. and he sent pics of the xray they done on a guy who had a cucumber stick up his ass. I think they said 11 inches deep I could be wrong. and the only thing he said the guy kept telling him was not to tell his wife
*I watched on a 1000 ways to die of a girl who used a carrot and died from it. something about it ripping her inside and a hole where air got it. not sure if that's right. and don't know if anyone of it is true but that was a scary thought. I guess you could die from anything anymore.*
A nurse friend of mine told us a woman came in with a wine bottle in her vajayjay, she used the opened end as a dildo until the it suctioned onto her cervix. I still don't know how they would even get that out, like how would you break the suction? My college teacher for anatomy and physiology told us stories about her rounds, she was an er Dr at the time and someone came in with a glass bottle in their bum and it suctioned part of the intestines into it. She also warned us never to insert carrots, for whatever reason there's always people coming in with infections after using carrot in the vaj or bum and carrots splinter leaving pieces lodged in the tissues and there is no way to get them out besides running a course of antibiotics and waiting for them to be expelled naturally. I'll add more if I remember some other stories, I never knew er Dr's and nurses had to deal with these kinds of things until this teacher but she only shared with the intention of preventing people from doing stupid things. They have adult stores for a reason or you can order online and no one would ever know what you got, no need to use household items and take the walk of shame to the er!
It has nothing to do with this post. Just something that occurred to me at the moment. No idea why. Am I only allowed to comment under the guidelines of the topic?
Why would anyone make something like that up? He is a little unstable or was at the time.
My mom works in cat scan. She’s scanned men with __ in their urethra/bladder
-A snake
-Needle and thread
-Wires from an electric cord
Things in bums:
-potato (“fell on it in shower”)
-lightbulb
-pringles can (not the single-person mini can)
She had to have a morbidly obese lady dispose of the broken glass crack pipe she had tucked in a fold ‘down yonder’ that was visible on her scan... it’s not always men being wackadoodles!
Idk girl
He told his mom after he did it.
He told her they were getting in the way..
I was super young probably 12 when it happened but we get a yearly newsletter and he seems happy lol.
When i was very young he had his "friend" Chester stay with us and him for a bit. Back then, I knew nothing about homosexuality. As an adult looking back I understand more what was going on.
Yall gunna think I'm lying/trolling but I have an uncle who chopped off his balls and flushed them in the toilet.
I'm dead serious. He's alive and well but he needs to be medicated. He thinks therapy and meds are nonsense but hey....
Lmfbo pp
I was in jail with a girl who brought H and needles IN HER WEAVE!!
Yes a rabbit and not a little baby one. Like a full grown rabbit. I truly can’t figure out how the hell you would be able to even get it in there?