Melissa
mhbb29
Melissa ·Мама сына (2 года)

why do people stick things up their butts?

I just read an article about multiple hospital visits where patients had to have various objects removed from their rectum. A salami, a mayonnaise jar, a pistol etc.

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Yes a rabbit and not a little baby one. Like a full grown rabbit. I truly can’t figure out how the hell you would be able to even get it in there?

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A RABBIT?!?!

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The wife of a friend of mine before moving to our area was a nurse in a level 1 trauma center ER. Some of her stories included:

-Rabbit in the bum that had started to decay

-Woman mounted the post of a 4 poster bed, lost her balance and the fireman had to cut the post off the bed and transport her like that

- large squash in the booty hole

-1/2 gallon milk jug in the booty (he “fell” on it)

-blown out rectum and other internal trauma from a pressure washer (diy enema?)

A couple of these patients actually died. How would your family even go about explaining how you died?

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All I can think of is Eminem’s song “fack”

Let that little rascal nibble on my aśshole

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my husbands uncle is a er nurse. and he sent pics of the xray they done on a guy who had a cucumber stick up his ass. I think they said 11 inches deep I could be wrong. and the only thing he said the guy kept telling him was not to tell his wife

*I watched on a 1000 ways to die of a girl who used a carrot and died from it. something about it ripping her inside and a hole where air got it. not sure if that's right. and don't know if anyone of it is true but that was a scary thought. I guess you could die from anything anymore.*

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Was the snake alive? ??

There are some really weird people out there!!

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A girl where I live took a video of her sticking a 2 liter up her vajayjay and sent it around to everyone.

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At first this post was funny....now I'm clenching and grimacing.

People are so ???.

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@nene wouldn’t it be a waddle of shame to the ER??

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??

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A nurse friend of mine told us a woman came in with a wine bottle in her vajayjay, she used the opened end as a dildo until the it suctioned onto her cervix. I still don't know how they would even get that out, like how would you break the suction? My college teacher for anatomy and physiology told us stories about her rounds, she was an er Dr at the time and someone came in with a glass bottle in their bum and it suctioned part of the intestines into it. She also warned us never to insert carrots, for whatever reason there's always people coming in with infections after using carrot in the vaj or bum and carrots splinter leaving pieces lodged in the tissues and there is no way to get them out besides running a course of antibiotics and waiting for them to be expelled naturally. I'll add more if I remember some other stories, I never knew er Dr's and nurses had to deal with these kinds of things until this teacher but she only shared with the intention of preventing people from doing stupid things. They have adult stores for a reason or you can order online and no one would ever know what you got, no need to use household items and take the walk of shame to the er!

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Richard Gere looks exactly the type to put a gerbil in his ass. Never understood why anyone thought he was attractive. And now I have 'Fack' stuck in my head. Wanted to replace the Paw Patrol song, but not with that.

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Didn't Richard Gere put a gerbil in his ass?

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Am I the only one cracking up at some of the comments ?? just watched a "The resident" episode a few weeks ago about a guy who regularly put things up his ass , so much so that the whole hospital staff knew him ?

The resident is a new show.

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A potato in the shower reminds me of Kramer from Seinfeld ?

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He fell on a potato in the shower lmfaoooo I’m dead ????

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Hey don't knock it until you try it......

There's nothing like a relaxing Friday night, with a glass of wine, and a cheese grater up your bum.

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@nurserae can you tell us any good stories?!

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Nurse here... its not just butts. Surprised nobody has mentioned the weird items up the vajayjays ?

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That is where I keep my ranch dressing. You never know when you're gonna need it!

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When I was in high school a video got leaked of a classmate who rode an orange traffic cone with her anus. True story. Some people are truly disturbed.

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mhbb29
Melissa ·Мама сына (2 года)

It has nothing to do with this post. Just something that occurred to me at the moment. No idea why. Am I only allowed to comment under the guidelines of the topic?

Why would anyone make something like that up? He is a little unstable or was at the time.

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A snake. Omg. Kill me at that point ?

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My mom works in cat scan. She’s scanned men with __ in their urethra/bladder

-A snake

-Needle and thread

-Wires from an electric cord

Things in bums:

-potato (“fell on it in shower”)

-lightbulb

-pringles can (not the single-person mini can)

She had to have a morbidly obese lady dispose of the broken glass crack pipe she had tucked in a fold ‘down yonder’ that was visible on her scan... it’s not always men being wackadoodles!

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Maybe I need an anatomy class but whose butt is long enough to house a lava lamp ??

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Never stuck anything household in the butt lol. I don’t see how any of it could feel good. People that do that probably get off on the mental taboo aspect of it. They can keep that kink to themselves.

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SIL in a nurse and someone came in with a lava lamp stuck up their ass for three days.

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?

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Lol

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I only keep sh!t up my butt. There isn’t room for anything else. ??‍♀️

People are just bored with their lives and want to make things interesting.

“Hmm I’m bored. Let me see what it feels like to put this broom up my ass.”

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Seems to fit in with the random messed up things that people do.

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I forget what chopping balls off and flushing them down the toilet has to do with this post other than it being a truly sad situation that had to be for him to do that.

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Fil is a GI dr and when he’s on call he’s the guy they call to get these objects out of people’s bums. He’s brought home some interesting X-rays. My favorite one was an apple with a bite taken out of it ?

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But what does him being homosexual have to do with the chopping of the balls story? Genuinely curious ?

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mhbb29
Melissa ·Мама сына (2 года)

Idk girl

He told his mom after he did it.

He told her they were getting in the way..

I was super young probably 12 when it happened but we get a yearly newsletter and he seems happy lol.

When i was very young he had his "friend" Chester stay with us and him for a bit. Back then, I knew nothing about homosexuality. As an adult looking back I understand more what was going on.

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Haha in her weave?? I can see that for sure. People will do anything to sneak whatever they can in jail. It's sad. Like yeah go ahead and extend your time in hell. Lord help.

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@mhbb, I chuckled and then felt bad because he must be seriously messed up. How did he not bleed out?

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I'm actually really butt hurt that nobody has liked my angry dolphin comment.

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I have a relative that's a nurse who had to help pull a shampoo bottle lid out of a guys ass. The big oval ones. And wires out of a guys urethra ??!?

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I think I speak for the majority when I say that no one wants to know what others are sticking up their rectum.

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mhbb29
Melissa ·Мама сына (2 года)

Yall gunna think I'm lying/trolling but I have an uncle who chopped off his balls and flushed them in the toilet.

I'm dead serious. He's alive and well but he needs to be medicated. He thinks therapy and meds are nonsense but hey....

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Okay these people are weirdos but why we gotta make it personal?! No I’ve never shoved random objects up my ass ?

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A bedpost?! A soldering iron?! WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE BRUH?! ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

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Negative ??‍♀️

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... a pistol?! ?

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You'll be surprise , once on fb I saw a man chop off his trunk I'm positive he was on drugs though

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??

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mhbb29
Melissa ·Мама сына (2 года)

Lmfbo pp

I was in jail with a girl who brought H and needles IN HER WEAVE!!

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How the hell do you fit a jar of mayo in your butthole?

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mhbb29
Melissa ·Мама сына (2 года)

@queen you right girl

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Pfffttt lmao

A girl I was in jail with brought us in some tobacco, rollin papers and a lighter in her booty ??

Eta, I didn't smoke that s*** .... pun.

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Maybe because they suffer from a mental issue. Interesting weird post

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But where’s the article tho? Can’t post stuff like this and not give the link!

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I mean...doesn’t everyone keep their mayonnaise in their butts?

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Interesting question.

I have not put anything there. I have no intentions of doing so.

I don’t know why anyone would

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No I have not stuck something that doesn't belong up my butt

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