Anyone need a good laugh today? If so I'm happy to help.

The attached picture is of a puppy pad on my vanity stool in our bathroom. Why is it there you ask? It's there because my husband is OBSESSED with the idea that my water will break and I will ruin our furniture lol. I can thank my grandmother for this new little obsession, due to her sharing how her water broke with 4/6 of her kids and messed sh*t up.😒

As a result of her little storytime, my hubs has literally put a puppy pad in EVERY room of our house on EVERY surface I can possibly sit on lol. He even "accidentally" woke me up last night while I was sleep on our downstairs couch (bc that's where my son and I fell asleep and I couldn't carry a 40lb 3yo back up to his room in my current state). I thought he was trying to get frisky 🍆👅🙃 and was cool with that...but was he? NOPE!!! He was putting a puppy pad under me "just in case" lol.🙄

I guess it's ok tho because he is technically trying to help, and his neuroses is giving me a good laugh...for now. I'm sure by the time our daughter makes he grand entrance into the world I will be ready to throat punch his ass lol. 👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾😂😂😂