Nothing worse than having to take a s*** but can’t because the water in the building is shut off, so…

💩💩💩

My ass would be putting a garbage bag over the toilet and shi++ing in that

I agree with turd burgler. And take it from someone who gets random bouts of constipation: you are lucky to have the ability to poop when you want to. Don't take that shit for granted. Literally. Poop in a bag.

I believe in you.

I wish I was able to. 😂 By the time I came back home with my son the feeling went away. Even though I wasn’t hungry, I had some lunch again just to see if that would help me make a dookie and nope no luck. Now I just feel even more bloated. It’s the buildings managements fault. I should see them tomorrow and say thanks to you guys I wasn’t able to s***, I had to hold it in. Now who knows when it will come out. Probably not until after Memorial Day maybe those sales will spike up the s*** to come out.

Literally loling. Thank you.

Something to keep in mind for next time: even with the water turned off, you'd have one flush in the toilet. It just wouldn't refill after the fact.

Depending on why the water was turned off (problem with the pipes coming in vs. going out), I would've just done it anyhow.

I wish I did @haslberry but then the washing the hands part would have been really hard lol. We did fill up a gallon of water before that happened but I think it would have been real messy lol. They seem to always shut off water at the building randomly. Usually they will shut off hot water for a few hours but this is the first time that both cold and hot were shut off lol. This usually happens like once or twice a month.

Didn’t you also post about a poop situation a few months ago? Or am I thinking of someone else? 😂

I did @ek620. A couple of times when I had to make diarrhea but this time I couldn’t make poop. I’m just glad that I didn’t have to make diarrhea or I would have been screwed. 😂

I just hated going to my sons school feeling all bloated lmao. I still feel bloated. I just keep eating more stuff today and nothings happening. I just feel like a balloon getting more air. 🤣

@ek620, yes, the bus ride while clenching cheeks! Sounded miserable!

@myargentinandmystomachhurts, you have my sympathies!! Pooping problems are a pain in the ass (see what I did there?! Hah, I crack myself up!)

Lmao @ scruffy.nerd.herder.

My day just gets better. My uncle took me out for ice cream and even then I can’t seem to s***. I just feel like my stomach is stretching even more. I hope I’m able to later. 🤣

@myargentinandmystomachhurts, oh you poor thing! Caffeine always seems to give me the instant poops, maybe you could try that?

I've been waiting for you to make a shit post😂.

Yea I know that's weird but 💁.

You know I still can’t s***. So more food just enters my body. I’m probably gaining more weight. This sucks. Probably 10 pounds within the last 2 days.