My first son had a bit of a speech issue with his p's and s's. On his 3rd birthday a bunch of our family went to IHop (he loves that place) to have breakfast and then we were going to take him to the toy store. He had this toy thomas the tank engine that he packed everywhere with him. While sitting in the middle of IHop on a Sunday morning we were all chatting away. When my sister asked him what he was going to buy with his money. With the waitress and many elderly couples sitting around us Markus answered "I am going to buy me and Thomas pussy!" I about died. You could hear a pin drop in that place followed by solid gasp of elderly women. Its was silent until the old man setting next to us walked past and told him that's what he wanted to buy for his birthday to. Everyone started laughing once I explained that what he meant to say was that he wanted to buy the other train named Percy! We had several public incident because of that dumb train before I finally got him to say it correctly. 😄😯

I went to the park with my kiddo and she spun on the tire swing with my friend.. I saw the color drain from her face and yelled "jess you better stop the swing!"

I ran and got my daughter and she had a good 2 or 3 dry heaves before she settled.. she turns to me and goes ... "mommy, the swing burped me!"

Hahaha these are great!

I have a really bad mouth, meaning I cuss a lot when i dont realize...

Well one of my dogs had an accident in the house a while back and she put them in her grandmas room while i cleaned up the mess. Next thing you know she went in there again and started scolding them.. She said "you mother f****ers dont you pee in my mommies house"! Like it was nothing.

Then last night after her bath she looked and me and said "Mommy its f***ing cold".

She uses it as normal language 😭 shes about to be 3.

🤣🤣🤣 omg im dying - uranus.