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First boyfriend, very first date. My parents said he HAD to come to the door and meet him. Well my mom was cracking jokes about me trying to embarrass me...and when it worked and I started to turn red she turned to my boyfriend and said "oh boy, she's so easy! Just wait, you'll see." I about passed out and my bf had this look of horror, not catching that she meant easy to embarrass. lol

I was in first grade at circle time sitting Indian style in the back of the group. I farted SO LOUD that it literally lifted me off of the ground. Everyone looked back at me and my face turned bright red, I was sooo embarrassed and didn't say a word. I just kept looking forward praying they would stop looking at me. Even the teacher just stared!

Hahaha! Great!

When i was 13 or 14 My friend and I were going out and she was coming to my place to meet up. I was getting ready, doing hair and makeup butt naked and the phone rang, thinking it was her I ran out and there she was sitting on the couch waiting for me! We were close but not that close!!! Embarrassing to even remember.

When I was in elementary school, if it was raining we would all have to sit on the bleachers in the gymnasium instead of going outside. I was about 9 years old, and was sitting with a group of friends about 3/4 the way up the bleachers. Another friend of mine who was lower on the bleachers called up for me to go sit with her for a bit, so I started making my way down on the seats instead of taking the stairs.

Well I happen to have a muscle disease that causes my muscles to stiffen up sometimes, and nearly always after standing after sitting. At that point in my life, I had yet to disclose to anyone about my having a problem because I was embarrassed about it. Anyway, as I was attempting to maneuver between the other kids to get down to my friend, my legs locked up and I started tipping. The anxiety of what was happening caused the rest of my body to lock up, and I fell over straight as a plank and body surfed down the other children all the way to the gymnasium floor!

Needless to say, I wanted to die! Lol

when I was in basic training I was 17 and we went for our medic training, our drill sgt was quizzing us when we got back and he called on me to describe how to use a tourniquet. we had been showed two types, so after asking him which one to tell him about, I proceed to talk about it. I was describing how it goes over a limb and I said "...it's kind of like a strap on...." I had never actually seen a strap on in real life. I realised what I had said and tried to keep talking like it never happened....but it was too late...all my drill sgts fell down laughing and so did my entire platoon. its all over the back of my "yearbook" I guess you could call it, everyone had to bring it up...I still get embarassed to this day about it, and ill never get away from it, I met my husband at basic -.-.....

Keep them coming ladies!!

I was about 14 and I had my first job, I worked at an assisted living place serving food, one night they had fried okra. Well when our shift was over we always got to eat (woohoo) well work was done and my mom had come to pick me up. I get in the car all super excited because I had tried something new and like it and blurt out I had orka for dinner not knowing I said it wrong and what I actually said was some whale. She still tells the story and I still turn red... I blame it on being blonde! I have lots of embarrassing stories.

Oh! I remembered another one. When I was 9, my dad made me a tape of the Footloose soundtrack (yes, I'm that old) & I accidentally recorded myself singing the song over the music. We went on a family trip & my mom said "being your Footloose soundtrack!". We were all in the car singing to it when all of a sudden my goofy, tone deaf self starts blaring through the speakers "LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE BOYYYYY! YEAH!"

I wanted to curl up & wither away I was so embarrassed! Then my mom got mad at me for ruining the tape! My step dad & brother almost peed themselves they were laughing so hard. Lol

Misslee I can't stop laughing! Lmao

Bahahaha! These are great!!!

Well this wasn't me but a friend of mine. In 8th grade we were learning about organisms and whispers started, "giggle giggle orgasm giggle giggle" well this girl had no clue and yells "what's an orgasm" the teacher a 60 something old man was not too happy! But I'll never forget it!

You know the newer song "ooo baby baaby"

Hahahaha

My husband was singing (and dancing) to it so loud and said "who ate the baaaaby! Alalala"

Oh god. It was too funny.

I was like 11 and was dancing hardcore in the living room to some music, and mouthing the words like I was really singing it.and kneeling down and shaking my head. I was so into it I didn't see my step dad walk in and was giving me this crazy look. Then he said, "its ok, some people get really into music and feel the need to dance". lol. I was so humiliated, everytime I think about it I want to just slap myself lol.

We were learning about when to put a period at the end of a sentence in first grade, and I didn't understand it so I put one at the end of every word. My teacher made a transparent of it to put it on the over head and I was so proud but then she said that's not how you do it :(. Oops lol

When I was about 9 (I think) I was sitting at lunch with a couple girls and this one girl was holding her cookie and talking, not even thinking I leaned forward and took a bite of her cookie lmao the girl started crying and I got in trouble.

I was singing loudly in the car to Metallica & sang "give me fuel, give me fire, let me poke you in the eye!" (I SWEAR, that's what I thought the lyrics were)

*the actual last part of that lyric is "give me that which I desire"*

My husband still makes fun of me for that! Every time the song comes on he sings my version! Lol

Up to been about 14 i always wrote. Lost of love instead of lots of love. I still do it my mums cards always gets a little smile out of her lol x

I'll never forget the day I was walking to the bus after school in a skirt (of course I had a g string on) and a gust of wind blew my skirt up. My first instinct was to cover the front not thinking there's material there but not in the back. Quite a few people got a look at my bare ass. Then I yelled at one of my male friends who was right behind me wanting to know why he didn't jump in front of it so only he saw my ass. His answer..."that would have looked weird" thanks Ted, thanks.

In 2nd grade we were all reading quietly one day, when a kid sitting right in front of me suddenly pissed his pants. I mean, it was like a burst of piss exploded, flooded his seat, and started dripping down to the floor. He then nonchalantly got up, walked over to the chalkboard, wrote his name on it (back then we had to write our name on the board if we did something bad) then sat back down in his piss. the whole class just stared silently in shock.

We had just moved to NH from Oregon when I was 7 so I had never heard the names of New England towns and I was 7. So I was asked to read out loud in school about plymouth rock but I read it like its spelled ply-mouth... Dang kids are mean and enjoyed making fun of me for it.

LOL!! These are great!

I was reading aloud in my 9th grade history class. I came across the word chaos. I pronounced it cha-hos. Needless to say everyone started laughing & I was so embarrassed! I'm 32 now & I still want to bury my head in my ass. -_-

I can't believe I still remember this being i'm 19 now but it was my first day of kindergarten and the teacher had the whole class coloring. Well I remember the room being dead silent but as soon as I finished my coloring I yelled ”i'm done!” Really loud like it was a race or something. Lol I remember the kids sitting next to me looking up scared because I said it so loud.

I was in 5th grade rehearsing with all the 5th grade classes for our graduation. I had to act out a scene and say let's go get pizza in front of everyone. My teacher kept telling me that's not how you say it. I was confused! 10 mins later we decided for me to say subway. lol Then they told me I was saying it right the whole time, she was just teasing. How mean! xD

I'll never forget when I was in sixth grade, reading the book The Kay, I think it was? The book is filled with the word "negro", it was my turn to read out loud and I said the incorrect N word. I kept reading like nothing had happened, I didn't have a clue what the word meant. But everyone was staring at me, my teacher sent me to the principals office and my parents got called. My mom had to explain what the word I said really meant and why I was in trouble with the school. I was so embarrassed!

I was drunk sitting against the wall outside a bar. I told the bouncer to smile (and in that drunk cheery voice) when he asked why I replied "cuz you're alive!"

I still feel like an ass whenever that memory pops in my head lol

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