Ssssoooo funny!!
My 5 year old told me today that I can no long call him Tyler, I must refer to him as "Big T"!!! Hahaha!
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Tonight DH was complaining about work. My 5 year old looked at him and said "Daddy, just tell them you need to down time with your children!! You can't work all night long! I mean, when do they expect you to play with your children?!?!". He was sooo dramatic!! It was awesome!!!
last wk My 6 year old sister asked me if My stomach was upset when I first found out about My pregnancy.... I replied "yes, sometimes. why?" she tells me "because My stomach has really been hurting lately!" o_O so I asked her if she thought she was pregnant as well. I couldn't stop laughing!
my 2 yo walked in the bathroom right when i got out of the shower stared at my boobs then finally said mommy what's that i said mommy boobs she thought about and then said mommy you have BIG boobs i said i know i have big boobs she then screamed DADDY as he came in saying what she said seriously mommy has big boobs he rolled his eyes and said i know she has big boobs she then stared at my husband who was shirtles and said seriously again ... Daddy you have big boobs too! i just about died on the floor laughing!!! my hubby didnt think it was as funny :)
I haven't had my baby yet but this is a story from my sister:
She was getting ready to take a bath. She was one of those moms that got naked around her kids. As she was taking off her pants, her daughter (around 3 yo) notice her underwear were on backwards. So she starts pulling off her moms underwear while saying "Mommy you have your undies on backwards, let me fix it for you". Needless to say, it was a thong lol
I was getting ready to go somewhere and my daughter who was 4 at the time came in there as I was putting on my bra. In all seriousness, she says "do you really feed babies with your boobies?" I said."yes maam, thats how you and bubba ate" she lifts her shirt, looks at me and says " well I'm gunna have little babies then". I busted out laughing. I just left it at that since I couldn't stop laughing.
This is about my younger cousins, my aunt loves this story.
He was about 4 and his mom just had a baby girl. They brought her home and she was changing her diaper when her son walks over and Just stands there in shock. She says "Mitchell What's the matter?" He goes..."mommy......why does she have two butts?" hahahah it was hilarious.
Oh I have more! When DS was 4, he struggled with a speech impediment and like a lot of kids, instead of "truck", he said "f*ck"! So we were having a family get together and while we were outback roasting marshmellow's, he was telling everyone about the monster "f*cks" rally we had gone to the night before and we were all DYING laughing! Well his stick had burned up while he was talking so he stops his story, looks up at me and says "Mommy, my "d*ck" broke in half! I need a new one"!!!!!!
Hilarious..the one about the lil boy in the tub wanting to pop his testicles oy!!! I about peed myself! I'm a FTM so I don't have any stories about my kids yet! However, when I was like 3ish I had gotten an infection in my girl parts. Well, it was snowing out, an I wanted to go play outside. My Mom told me I had to put my snow pants on, to which I flipped out telling her that only boys wear pants and if I wore them I'd turn into a boy. She managed to convince me otherwise, so I went and played in the snow. Later that night in the bath I saw how red my Girly bits were, and I flipped the heck out, was screaming and crying because I was convinced I was turning into a boy. This is my Mother's fav story about me. Lol.
My mum is a childminder and used to look after this one boy. Well one day she hears him swear at one of the other kids so she put him in time out on the stairs.
He kept asking if it was time to come off the step and eventually my mum said yes to which he replied 'bout f'ing time!'. Mum put him straight back on the stairs and explained again.
Turns out he and his parents were walking home from a relatives the night before and passed some drunks who were swearing. They almost died when they discovered he'd practiced his new word at ours!
Hahahaha!! These are great!!
Also, last night I was asking my son of there were any girls in school that he wanted to give a special valentines to, he said "there is Lisbeth and Madison" and I said "oh! Are we going to make them something special" and he said "No, they just suck me!!!" I DIED!!!!!!!!
He meant to say they suck and are mean to him!! Haha! He still knows he isn't allowed to say that word but it was just sooo funny!!
told my 4 yr old not to het out of bed & he said "nanny let's us get up "& I said "nanny is too easy on u" & he said "that's b/c nanny has a fat belly" . Bahahahaha! my lil 3yr old girl was in the bathroom & saw my bra & asked why I left my boobies in there. LOL! needless to say I cracked up!
My son who is 2 1/2 was sitting on the potty earlier and he pulled his peepee up and saw his balls and said "what in the world is that?!" I almost peed my pants laughing!! I just told him it was a part of his body because i dont want him walking around saying i have nuts or i have balls lol im not ready for that yet!
My nephew was in the tub, felt his little boy parts and asked my sister what they were, so she replied "that's your penis" and he goes, "no....the bubbles" then looks at my sister with the most serious look and says "I want to pop them". Omg I swear I almost peed I was laughing so hard.
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