husbands What's the craziest thing your husband / boyfriend has said about your body since becoming pregnant.

"Your clothes are so full of you" haha. I was super offended but he meant it as a compliment. He looks at my belly and smiles a lot.

Great op- now that song Mojo-mojo sings is stuck in my head...

Lol

Mine said "Well look at the bright side. You finally have tits now..." oh and lets not forget the one that took the gold lol. "Wow bae...is the baby eating your ass too." lol

My husband said "you're gaining weight faster with this one"

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I tell him my boobs hurt and he tells me okay let me milk you like a cow ?

Me: I feel so fat ?

DH: You're not fat. You're pregnant. You need to eat some more.

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That My thighs look like they have grown a 1/4 of an inch.... Ugh lol

"It looks like you're smuggling pillows..." I cried a little when he said that ?

I told hubs i felt big... his reply?

"Well, you are babe...."

WTF!! lol he realized exactly how it sounded after he said it and kisses ass forever!

"Wow, what a waste of boobs!" ?

They're pretty sensitive and I've leaked a couple times, so he's kind of hands off work them and they've gotten really nice too!

Yea you've done good with keeping the weight gain down ( he knows previous pregnancies I've gained 60+ lbs) but wait till the end cause the baby gains 1/2lb a day? it's 1/2 lb a week babe not per day

"Will pregnancy make your butt bigger too??...oh that's okay" "You are SO pregnant. Just all of a sudden" "Will your boobs stay like tht?...oh well that's okay" "you have stretch marks..but stretch marks are beautiful. Especially from this" ahh there was something he said at the very beginning. I don't remember what but I was like "whoa way to be a douche"

Mine is so accidentally insensitive...

In regards to be increasingly HUGE boobs-

He stares when I'm putting on moisturizer and says "they look painful"

And my favorite so far- "after the baby comes, down there is going to be a mes..."(stops himself)and says nothing for a few seconds then follows with- "uncomfortable".

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Mnr I'm dying .. nutty professor

Mine said "you're so cute when your pudgy" ?.... Thaaaaaanks lol

I can't wait to "milk" you. ??

Mine just gets turned on by my body. He prefers me pregnant lol. He loves my tummy and my boobs. I've gotten lighter because I'm pregnant and he's like yes I'm the one that made you lighter(i'm black and he's Chinese). That the reason my skin color keeps getting lighter is because of his apparently "white" sperm. Funny thing is Asians are categorized as yellow not white?.

Whenever I struggle to get out of bed or waddle somewhere he gives this smile and says, "oohhhhh look at em". I'm like dude you did this to me. Lol. The other day he said that I looked full. I gave him the look and commenced to waddling to the bathroom, my new home.

These are great!!

I mentioned one night that I felt like a dragon, because of my heartburn.

My husband then says, "You might feel like a dragon, but you look like a hippo!"

He got a swift punch in the arm for that one.

He pets my belly and calls it his Buddha belly ?

He always comments on how much he loves the fact my boobies are growing lol. Shame he doesnt get to go near them lol x

He told me he thought I'd look like the Nutty Professor so he's glad I'm not that fat yet. Stupid lol

Mine told me "your stomach and boobs are getting bigger, when is ur butt going to get bigger.."

My husband is sooo ready to be a dad. We've been together since we were 15, got married at 19 and now have been married for 4 years and now having our first baby!

He is so amazed by my body haha (which is a HUGE turn on ?). But this morning he was standing in front of me giving me a hug goodbye before I went to work and he cupped my bump and said "it's so pretty! It's the prettiest thing I've ever seen!" ? love that man!!!

But the other day he did come into the room and say "well hello Ms Big Boobs." Lol men will be men. ?

Mine was super weirded out when I didn't look pregnant by like 16 weeks so he loves it lol he always says I have pregnant boobs and I'm not sure if it's a compliment or an insult ?

An ant eater where the hell did he get that from lol men are something lol

Mine tells me my belly button looks like an ant eater now ? like gee thanks. How wonderful that makes me feel! Lol

Woah! Somebody looks pregnant today!

And today he asked when my boobs were gonna get bigger ? they literally haven't gotten bigger and I think he's a little disappointed by that

"Why do your nipples look like that? They're huge now! ?"

Boy bye! ??

Husbands!! Gosh if they only could feel how we feel

Just lets me know how much he loves my belly??

Oh yes....I keep getting the "gosh...you really popped. If you're this big now then....."

For your safety, you should not finish that sentence.

But in reality, we joke about it...and naturally I blame him for the size of the bowling ball I'm carrying as he was a huge baby himself.

Mine thought he was complimenting me by saying 'you don't look pregnant at all today just hefty.' ?

He says I look sexier with a baby bump & he's so obssed with my boobs since they're getting bigger haha ??

& he is always saying "baby you look pregnant" ? like no s*** hahaha... But its okay.

My husband commented on my "big gut" this morning when he saw me coming out of the shower. He's an idiot so I don't take it personally and just say do you really want to get into this and keep looking at his continually receding hair line. He laughs and says his hair is beautiful.

"It's about time your boobs got bigger" lol mine shrink after pregnancy

My comeback to him. "At least my belly will shrink after 2 babies come out.What about you?" ?he gained 15lbs this pregnancy while I'm losing due to morning sickness. Ahha

Wow men omg these men keep putting themselves in the dog houses right?

Because I'm pregnant with twins. He kept saying" Omg, you are going to be huge! Your stomach will stretch. I am going to save so you can get a tummy tuck". Im like wth? I'm not worried or bother. He said " i told you would be but i still love you if you are big or sagging" ? haha

Nothing so far with this pregnancy. Just how much he loves my belly and how sexy I am ?

When I was pregnant with my last son we were laying in bed and I said something along the lines of my belly being so big (wanna say I was like 8 months at the time) and he said how it was hairy too...like thanks babe. He felt SO bad.

My husband is strange, he is completely turned on by my preggo belly, fortunately he always tells me he loves my bump and since this is our last he's really going to miss it.

Ermm nothing my Dh loves me pregnant he loves when I get big and waddle a little but in the beginning he was like why you holding your back your not fat yet ?I said what do you mean fat ... he was like oh no I mean your belly isn't big ?hahaha I laughed it off because I know he loves me pregnant and rubs my belly etc it gets annoying but he also likes my but gets bigger too but I still have a waist so he smacks my but it always manages to hurt my stomach so I hate it but... north African husband loves booty what can I do lol

Wow men!!

Mine asked me, "Have you been forgetting to put on lotion, babe? Your stretch marks are really starting to pop...." ??