My hubby always says 'i get 2 kinds of pie tonight!' Or because of the joke 'if clothes are made in where are babies made?! .....in fur-china' my sister and i love this joke and since have always called the vagina a furchina....so hubby took it and ran and tell me 'i could go for some chinese right now' to which i always reply 'as long as i can get some of the famous german sausage' ha ha
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That was good!!
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You swallowed it all
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"That hit the spot."
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Taste soooooo good!!???
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Lol the first one I put literally gets said at the table and in bed. ??
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Murdock, you're on fire this week lol ??
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My husband said “i like a little pink in the middle”?
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Omg im literally ctfu over here ?????
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Quit eating with your fingers
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Seconds, please.
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Slow down, there is no rush here.
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Don’t stick your finger in there!
Csavvy took my original one ?
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Those are great breasts!
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My hubby always says 'i get 2 kinds of pie tonight!' Or because of the joke 'if clothes are made in where are babies made?! .....in fur-china' my sister and i love this joke and since have always called the vagina a furchina....so hubby took it and ran and tell me 'i could go for some chinese right now' to which i always reply 'as long as i can get some of the famous german sausage' ha ha
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Thank you daddy!
I Feel dirty now
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Can I eat it now?
Yes but be careful it’s slippery.
*bow chicka wow wow*
Jell-O you dirty minds.
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why is it so salty?
Do you want seconds?
How's it taste?
Is it wet enough?
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You have a little something on your face
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Keep it coming
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“I’m done”
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Help yourself
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I like it raw
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It wasn't enough ?
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I'd love to have another taste of that.
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Do you like it daddy?
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I prefer your brothers
Its to salty
Is that it
Will ------- be joining us
It didn't rise as much as Id like
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Seconds?
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Can i have that sausage?
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Cant wait to have that in my mouth ?
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“Don’t choke on it!”
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I'm so stuffed.
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“I wonder if I can get all of this in my mouth”
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Smells like fish
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Don't talk with your mouth full.
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“Can I butter your bread?”
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“Wanna fork?”
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“It tastes bitter this time.”
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Hand me the turkey baster
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“You’ve got 5 minutes to finish.” ?