Google What's the weirdest thing you've ever googled? I told my husband last night if anything ever happens to me, don't…

I can't remember lol. I'm always searching weird things on google.

Pp, pigs have corkscrew penises I think.

I've learned a lot and had to clear my search history many times all through bb's loving, guiding hands.

#blumpkins #pinksock

I search a bunch of random stuff but the most recent one was "Togepi hard boiled eggs."

I had a dream that someone craved Togepi into some hard boiled eggs and I wanted to know if anyone really did. Nope, just made the shell look like it.

Lol I learned the term blumpkin from the Harold and kumar movies ?? but I have googled some weird s*** throughout the years.

Off to google how birds have sex.

ETA: eh, I've read worse ? but now the term "birds and the bees" has more of a weird meaning lol

@armywife n BB has taught you well ?

Today I finished my last class to get my degree in biology and I'm just now learning that birds don't have penises. Lmao my school has failed me ?

And now I can add eagle penis to my list...

That's the two I was thinking @odd. Birds don't have penises? Google told me once that ducks have cork screw ones?? ?

Wait birds don't have penises?

That would be "gay sister bears" lmao because my 7yr old niece(very mentally challenged) told us they were going to kill us so we googled it and well nothing lmao so idk

I googled eagle penis size bc they're such big birds I thought they'd have big penises. Turns out birds don't have penises. ?

Let's see... blumpkins of course, a guy facking a McChicken, and the various sizes of labia all stick out in my mind.

The crap I read on here. ??

I looked up sex change operations because I didn't understand how all that worked my husband was like god no please don't google it! But I did I'm not proud of it but now I know what they do ?

I'm not sure what I was searching for to begin with but I ended up on a video of an alien sex toy that lays eggs inside you. Actually I think that search started from something I read on here haha. Anyways the alien thing led me down a really weird path on the Internet, that's all I can say lol.

EWWW I should've not searched blumpkins ?? how is that normal!?

The difference between butter and margarine.

Pictures of pb & j's

I was JUST thinking about blumpkins yesterday, definitely the weirdest thing I've had to google. ?

Blue waffles and blumpkins come to mind

I can think of at least two things you've googled thanks to B.B. ?.