I should probably feel bad.

But I don't. I have a cute little sign on my front porch that says "no soliciting unless it's Girl Scout cookies" but we still get door to door salesman all the time. Well I currently have a family of carpenter bees that picked my porch for their home. They are overall pretty harmless and don't sting so I'm taking my time getting rid of them. Of course some guy trying to sell knives comes to our door. I let him go through his whole 5 minute speech while getting dive bombed the whole time. Every single time one of those bees would come at him his voice would get all high from terror. Come to my door and meet my guard bees. ???