...when your kids finally stop renegade screaming on an airplane... Moment of silence (people finally stop staring at you) and your 1 year old says. BIG POOP!
... Sitting at a hotel bar getting apps and a cocktail before walking two blocks to the winter white concert/ Tiesto.. Bar tender asks DF and I if we are off to a wine tasting....meanwhile the two hotties at the bar explain to the bartender that they are headed to see a DJ.. The guy is sooo old that their dad likes him... He's "like 40".
Me: BARTeNDER... I'd like to make that shot a double! ?
That awkward moment the other mom at school asks for your name but you didn't really hear her and thought she was talking about someone else so you say I don't know ?
I have this really weird thing that happens when I tell a joke, or story. I start telling it, and realize half way through that I missed the back story, soooooo I then have to put the original plot on hold to give the background, and then I forget where I originally was, and then...I suck... I can't even finish this one lol
That awkward moment you have to tell the same joke 3 times because they "didn't hear you".... mhmmmm don't lie, you just don't understand my sense of humour.... gets less funny the more time you have to repeat it, and you are ruining it! Please just fake laugh to appease my quick wit. ?
That awkward moment where your 15 month old says "boo eeze" (boob please) while seeing your parents old friends for the first time in 20 years. And then tries to pull your boob out of your top...
I'm a walking awkward. ? so many times I do something and then go home later, shake my head, and think "Man, I suck at being a person!" I tend to avoid people and places at all cost. I make people uncomfortable, which makes me uncomfortable. ?
Iris·
That awkward moment when you wave back at someone who wasn't waving at you! ???
Can't tell you how many times this has happened in my lifetime
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That awkward moment where you fanny fart during sex and oh goes... 'urgh'.
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My life is awkward!
...when your kids finally stop renegade screaming on an airplane... Moment of silence (people finally stop staring at you) and your 1 year old says. BIG POOP!
... Sitting at a hotel bar getting apps and a cocktail before walking two blocks to the winter white concert/ Tiesto.. Bar tender asks DF and I if we are off to a wine tasting....meanwhile the two hotties at the bar explain to the bartender that they are headed to see a DJ.. The guy is sooo old that their dad likes him... He's "like 40".
Me: BARTeNDER... I'd like to make that shot a double! ?
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When your beautiful innocent 3 year old drops his bike, has a big sigh, then says "Jesus".... At the neighborhood Easter egg hunt ?
Iris·
That awkward moment when someone you're talking to has food in their teeth and you need to make that decision of whether or not to tell them
If I'm not a fan of yours you're walking around with food in your teeth ?
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When you accidentally caress the teenage drive thru boys hand while grabbing your food and then feel like a creep.
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Ohhh Arielle! ?
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That awkward moment when someone says "drive safe!" & you say "you too!"except they aren't leaving / driving.
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That awkward moment when you're checking in at the visitor's center on Post, and accidentally call the male soldier in front of you "ma'am". ?
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That awkward moment the other mom at school asks for your name but you didn't really hear her and thought she was talking about someone else so you say I don't know ?
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That awkward moment when someone says "Hi how are you doing?" And you respond with "Thanks!"
That's me all the time. I'm so bad at small talk.
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I have this really weird thing that happens when I tell a joke, or story. I start telling it, and realize half way through that I missed the back story, soooooo I then have to put the original plot on hold to give the background, and then I forget where I originally was, and then...I suck... I can't even finish this one lol
Iris·
Pp? I'm the worse at telling jokes or stories
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All my awkward moments are sexual so...
That awkward moment when you can't share your awkward moment on BB lol
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That awkward moment you have to tell the same joke 3 times because they "didn't hear you".... mhmmmm don't lie, you just don't understand my sense of humour.... gets less funny the more time you have to repeat it, and you are ruining it! Please just fake laugh to appease my quick wit. ?
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WHEN DID I LAST PEOPLE?!
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That awkward moment when you don't have any awkward moments because you just stay at home all the time
deleted-user·
That awkward moment where your 15 month old says "boo eeze" (boob please) while seeing your parents old friends for the first time in 20 years. And then tries to pull your boob out of your top...
deleted-user·
I'm a walking awkward. ? so many times I do something and then go home later, shake my head, and think "Man, I suck at being a person!" I tend to avoid people and places at all cost. I make people uncomfortable, which makes me uncomfortable. ?
Iris·
That awkward moment when you make a that awkward moment post and no one really wants to play ?