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Oh he isn't going on a cruise boat for nothing, you can forget that... Noooooo way lol
OMG I swear I needed that laugh!!! Man I've never seen a man do that you needed you video recording at that moment and I bet you could get everything you want done!!! That was so cute however sorry he hurt himself in the process of being startled....
The dark, needles, and aliens. (≧∇≦) He never actually acts scared, ever.
So, It's hard to remember that he is actually afraid of something. Haha.
I'm more of the scaredy-cat.
Cats!!! He acts like a lil girl..his thinking is they are super unpredictable and he swears when he sees one they are plotting his death..all because he saw a video years ago of a lady being attacked by a cat and the thing sprung up from a standing position and flew 6 ft..he refuses to get out of the car when the neighbors cat is anywhere in sight... Big baby..lol
My hubby is afraid of lizards/geckos he will refuse to sleep if they are in the house haha i love them because they eat the spiders. And he lives in fear of mosquitoes he will run up an a/c bill if he thinks he hears one haha i think its in his head most times.
Spiders he acts like a little girl.
I'm lucky to say they don't scare me. The roles have reversed.
Thunderstorms. More the lightning. Apparently when he was younger a tornado was near by so his dad held him up to the window to see and ever since then if it's lightning, he's away from the window and has the volume on the TV high. At night he tries to cuddle with me like a 2 year old old their stuff toy. Lol.
My SO is scared of Cujo lol. Huge animal lover but once he watched the movie when he was younger....scared him for life! He freezes at dog parks....No ST. Bernard for me lol.
Best one, we were at the zoo and walking through different sections. He didn't realize we were in the bird section. Once he looked up in slow motion...his face!!!! Hahahhaha!!! He panicked and the peacock on the floor walked by him and he ran out! Lol. Poor thing was attacked by his Grandma's parrot as a boy. Smh...lol
Off subject:
I swear he has had to many attack stories...he grew up in the country and the neighbors deer got into their yard. He tried to grab it to lead it back, but it chased him on it's back legs, and started beating him up! He was wrestling with it, trying to block it's blows...the whole time his Dad and Grandpa were watching laughing their a $$ off! LoL! I'm not going to lie...once I found out that story...I was sending him YouTube videos of deer fights! LoL
I have been with my SO almost 10years don't think he is really scared of anything. Or at least that I know of, but since I been pregnant he hasn't really touch my stomach I ask him why I said he's scared. ? Ikr
Bees and any kind of flying bugs. He will run and scream. It's pretty funny.
My so is afraid of confrontation from anyone lol he will RUN... And he hates long nails ? good thing I'm not the type to get fake ones or grow them long
Mines afraid of needles, too. Phobic of them. He had also had to get his tetanus shot after getting a cut when we were at the dump. His reaction is opposite the mouse story though. He freezes up and shakes and sweats and hyperventilates. Nurse didn't really believe me when I said he was phobic since he went so deadly quiet. So she got him before he could calm down enough to escape. Ha. I've already told my midwife not to give me any shots within sight of him.
Mine is terrified of snakes.
I own two ball pythons and when it comes time to feed them, he will go and hide somewhere. He gets mad if I try and tease him about it.
He is also afraid of heights.
He is 6'5".
Frogs :) he hates frogs and terrified beyond belief..
When we first started dating we were walking outside and I seen I frog, I reached down and picked it up to show him... He ran the other way and told me to drop it!!
Sharks. I'm willing to bet a thousand dollars that in his whole life he will never set foot in the ocean.
Dogs. He was attacked by one when he was younger and had to have plastic surgery to fix his face where the dog tore him up. So I don't blame him. The only dog he isn't afraid of is ours.
Mine is agorophobic he doesn't like wide open spaces, I'm the opposite I'm claustrophobic I can't stand small spaces
Getting pooped on when he changes our son's diapers! After a few projectile poops that flew all over him, now he dramatically jumps out of the line of fire with every grunt and fart.
Snakes, we went hiking one day after it rained little. Since there was this super muddy spot and we couldn't go around. he went on a log and jumped to where it wasn't muddy but mid air he saw he was about to land right next a snake I swear I looked like a freaking ballerina after that and ran as soon as his feet touched the ground. I personally think they're cute but wouldn't touch one unless I knew it wasn't poisonous and wouldn't bite me.
The dentist.. Have mercy on him.. He practically turns into a 4 year old throwing a tantrum when he's there
Mine is scared of lizards!
And he HATES our cats.. To the point where I really think he's secretly scared of them, haha.
My partner hates scary movies, I love them :( he watched one with me because he knows how much I normally love them and well let's say I won't put us both through that again. He's like a big kid at times :P ️xx
mine is afraid of heights , but yet works in roofing & construction . its a way of him getting over it i guess . i always tried during the summer time to get him on the rides at the fair (the ones that werent too crazy) lol cause im scared of heights myself ???
In over 4 years I've never seen him scared.... Damn I never thought about this... I'm gonna have to find his fears now.
Snakes. He's a boss when it comes to bugs, like smash black widows with your bare hands, but when it comes to snakes ????
My feet lol I'll joke around and put them near him and he will run away and lock the door
My husband is the same way. I have to handle all the vermin. I don't like bugs though so he takes care of them.
Mine is afraid of bugs, especially daddy-long-legs.
He calls them "spiders with wings" - seriously they only have 6 legs, if they had 8 I wouldn't catch them for him!
Cockroaches, especially the flying ones.
He would kill one if needed but his confidence when killing a roach, compared to if he was trying to kill another insect, is significantly low. Lol
Snakes. I have no problem with them....grew up catching them for fun. Dh thinks they are "slimy & gross"....I even tried to get him to pet 1 of the big ones at the zoo the handlers hold, telling him they are not slimy....but nope, lol.
Darren and i are both terrified of moths.. And when I say that I mean whenever there's one near us we both run away like a murderer is chasing us, it's pretty pathetic ?
He's also scared of blood tests - despite the fact he's covered in tattoos!
My SO is terrified of iguanas. We live in south Florida and they are everywhere!
Nothing ? spiders snakes rodents Heights , the dark .. Nothing ! ? I think he doesn't like being tickled though bc he laughs like a little girl ?
Needles. When he saw my get my rhogam shot I thought he was going to pass out
Haha omg I'm crying reading ur story. I can picture a grown man running around the house screaming like a little girl lol. My husband is afraid of roller coasters. I love them. We went to Disney when we started dating it was so boring. I wanted to do all the rides and he wouldn't do any lol
Death. Which sounds pretty reasonable I guess, considering he wants to join the army, loves guns, currently training for a very dangerous job, but if I even mention anything about dying or something related, he freaks out.
I don't fear death, I find it pointless because it's going to happen to us all one day, so maybe that's why I find it so odd.
Lol this is the first time I've seen him scared EVER! But over a mouse I can't help but lmao!
And pp, that's kinda scary about his nose bleeding about his fear. Is it normal? I've never heard of it before.
We have been married 5 1/2 years and together 7 1/2 and I have never seen him afraid yet.
At first I read "dh saw a moose in the house" and I'm like how did a moose get in your house ?
He doesn't like talking about UFOs and aliens. He gets bloody noses almost every time the topic comes up. It freaks him out?❤️
these are funny. I don't think I've ever seen my SO scared of anything actually. One of the reasons I love him.
Wasps. He freaks the hell out and jumps around, flapping his arms like a little girl. It's hilarious! After he is done freaking out, he runs to the store to get as much wasp spray as possible and kills every last one.
On our local police fb page (Sydney Australia)
Wollstonecraft 2.00am.
Police received numerous calls in relation to a violent domestic, with reports of a woman screaming hysterically and a man yelling “I’m going to kill you, your dead! Die Die!!”, with the sounds of furniture being tossed around the unit. Numerous police cars responded to the address and began banging on the door. A man answered the door, out of breath and rather flushed with the following conversation:
Police: “Where’s your wife”
Male: “umm I don’t have one”
Police: “Where your girlfriend”
Male: “umm I don’t have one”
Police: “We had a report of a domestic and a women screaming, where is she?”
Male: “I don’t know what you’re talking about, I live alone”
Police: “Come on mate, people clearly heard you yelling you were going to kill her and furniture getting thrown around the unit”
At this point the male became very sheepish.
Police: “come on mate, what have you done to her.”
Male: “it was a spider”
Police “Sorry??”
Male: “It was a spider, a really big one!!
Police :”what about the women screaming?”
Male: “Yeah sorry that was me, I really really hate spiders”
As it turns out the male was chasing a rather large spider around the unit with a can of mortein. After a very long pause, some laughter and a quick look in the unit to make sure there was no injured party (apart from the spider) we left.
He's afraid of dead birds. Not like a chicken we just slaughtered and dressed here on the ranch but like a dead wild bird that we might just come across.
I think it's partially his culture, many times birds are seen as bringers of illness and evil, and partially evolutionary instinct to avoid diseases.
The first time I saw this fear we were walking in a parking lot to the car, we realized we were right next to a dead seagull, and he leapt like 4 feet in the air and his whole body just spasmed trying to leap away. Since then I've discovered he has this same visceral reaction even if I just talk about a dead bird, it could be as small as a dead humming bird or as a big as a vulture.
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I wish we knew when this stuff would happen so I can be ready to record it!
That's hilarious! ??
My husband is scared of spiders but will still face them . . He was cleaning the top porch one afternoon and had me standing there watching his back to make sure there was no spiders crawling or landing on him. . He screamed like a women when he felt a cob Web brush his ear and threw the broom down along with jumping and me having to reassure him there was no spider lol . . . . Poor man .
He's afraid of bees because he's allergic. Oh and I have to kill the spiders lol.
I'm the same as your husband when it comes to mice lol. I was on a hardcore cleaning kick the other day and I was looking for my wood polish to polish my kitchen cabinets. I saw the sticky trap that he set under the sink had something on it. I thought he still had peanut butter on it. Stupid me went to go get my phone so I can shine a flashlight on it. A dead baby mouse ?. I ran away crying and sat on the top part of my couch and refused to walk into my kitchen lol.
I called my husband at work and he told me he's not working out this way today so I have to ask someone else or leave it until he gets home.
I asked one of the neighbor kids that came over to play with my dd ?. Not sure why but mice are terrifying haha.
Hahahaa! I'm like your SO
I have jumped over a couch because of a mouse. They're so gross!
SO is scared of raccoons lol there's so many by where we live and he called me one time too scared to get out the car ?
????? all that for a wee little mouse???
Hmmmmmmmm... I don't know.. I've never seen my hubby scared or afraid of anything for the 16 yrs we've been together ?
Spiders but he still kills them around the house because they scare me so much I can't. Lol. He also isn't a huge fan of heights.
Needles!
He went to the er one time, they told him he needed his tetanus shot. They went to go get it and he left before they came back. He's such a baby. He couldn't even watch me get a shot lol.
Ehh.. I wouldn't call him that. I just think it caught him off guard. Lol
Pp, I'm terrified of heights too! I will not go on a Ferris wheel. Scares the day lights out of me lol
Spiders XD there was one on his steering wheel and I tried to flick it off and it fell in his lap