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Angie Nickel
Angie Nickel
Мама двоих (3 года, 5 лет)

This is just a friendly PSA- I just want to make sure everyone understands that if you don’t use some form of birth…

This is just a friendly PSA- I just want to make sure everyone understands that if you don’t use some form of birth control and you and the SO are going at it like rabbits- you’re bound to wind up pregnant.

We are all grown women and should know this by now.

So. To whom it may concern...please don’t act all worried about being pregnant and when asked about birth control say you don’t believe in that stuff. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Too soon?

(Yay it’s my first post!)

Love, Angie, former Baby Bumper.

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mommynes

Mommynes

I thought if it was at night the sperm are sleeping and it’s safe??

doimakeyourandiii

Randi Corn

Мама троих детей

I have never in my life seen more people post the most useless crap than they do in here. I honestly wonder if half of these ladies know how to access the common sense part of their brains.

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badwolfmomma15

Badwolfmomma15

Мама сына (2 года), беременна (14 нед.)

Do guys remember the user who got pregnant by heaving petting. She said she never had sex with her bf.

joffree.

Alyssa

Мама троих детей

@mommynes, Ahh, that one still kills me 😆

I'm pretty sure if you pee afterwards you're in the clear 💁

tardis141583

Jenny

Мама двоих (2 года, 4 года)

Its okay to have sex with others as you can only get pregnant by your husband

mommynes

Mommynes

I thought if it was at night the sperm are sleeping and it’s safe??

janeljade1985

Janel

Мама двоих (младенец)

You can't catch the pregnate if you're on top, everyone knows that

woodybuzz

Woodybuzz

Мама двоих (4 года, 9 лет)

Can you get pregnate from anal sex????

Asking for a friend

angienickel

Angie Nickel

Мама двоих (3 года, 5 лет)

@vintageteaspoon, hi!

murdock_

Murdock

Мама троих детей

@wafflespancakes, 🤔 excellent idea.

vintageteaspoon

Alyson Miller

Hey Angie!

wafflespancakes

wafflespancakes

Мама двоих (младенец)

I make my husband stand in front of the microwave for 5 min. We'll be fine, thanks

glencoco

K

Мама двоих (младенец)

@landloglillexliv, omg no. 😩😂

shanae4

Shannae3

Мама четверых детей

For some reason if I even drink after my husband I get pregnant 🤰 lol.

landloglillexliv

LandLogLilLexLiv

Многодетная мама (5 детей)

@glencoco, a doctor legit told one of my friends that as a form of preventing pregnancy 🙄

glencoco

K

Мама двоих (младенец)

If you pee right after sex, the cum just comes right out.

southerngirl.89

Southerngirl.89

Мама дочки (1 год)

My husband also told me you can’t get pregnant by the mouth! So that’s something else people can try

_leah

Leah

Мама троих детей, ждёт четвёртого

Wait. What's birth control? Never heard of it before. 🤔

angienickel

Angie Nickel

Мама двоих (3 года, 5 лет)

@tapwater, 🤣

murdock_

Murdock

Мама троих детей

Thank god for anal.

tapwater

Kristina

Мама сына-младенца

@southerngirl.89, jumping up and down works, but you have to be jumping backwards for 13 jumps then spin counter-clockwise.

ndnprincess7

🌻Serenity🌻

Мама сына (2 года)

@doimakeyourandi, seriously though. We have to tell them over and over again, you just wash your vagina with soap and it will kill the sperm. 🙄 duh!

southerngirl.89

Southerngirl.89

Мама дочки (1 год)

If you jump up and down right after, gravity will take care of it for you.

doimakeyourandiii

Randi Corn

Мама троих детей

I have never in my life seen more people post the most useless crap than they do in here. I honestly wonder if half of these ladies know how to access the common sense part of their brains.

ndnprincess7

🌻Serenity🌻

Мама сына (2 года)

But what if I douched right after?? Surely I couldn’t get pregnant that way.

bodybycheetos

BakingDaddy

Мама двоих (1 год, 3 года)

What's birth control?

landloglillexliv

LandLogLilLexLiv

Многодетная мама (5 детей)

@angienickel, duh! How did I not think of that?! Thanks 😜

cmjohnson3047

Cmjohnson3047

Многодетная мама (5 детей)

angienickel

Angie Nickel

Мама двоих (3 года, 5 лет)

@landloglillexliv, just get on top and you’re totally safe. Cuz gravity! 🤷‍♀️

nrj28

Natalie Buelvas

@carrimel you should probably just hook up with a random guy one time, that seems to be very effective 😂

landloglillexliv

LandLogLilLexLiv

Многодетная мама (5 детей)

So even if just the tip goes in? And what if I just started juicing? Can I still get pregnant 🤔

angienickel

Angie Nickel

Мама двоих (3 года, 5 лет)

@carrimel, here’s to a sticky one for you ✨

crazy how all the black people were very vocal about wanting support during the devastating murdering of George Floyd…

crazy how all the black people were very vocal about wanting support during the devastating murdering of George Floyd but I have yet to see you all posting about Vanessa Gullien the Latina women that was murdered you guys want support but don’t give it to other communities lol typical no outrage no protest no post about her but you want all this support given to you make it make sense.