Here’s my vent of the day.
Bird. Shit.
All over my car.
My grill.
My deck.
My sliding glass front door.

How do I get birds to stop making my car a target?

I cannot move my car. I am renting and I have a designated parking spot.
There is a tree looming in my yard, in between the deck and my car. Landlady will not cut the tree down. I’m assuming the tree is their roosting place but I never see birds there. The branches are bare.
I also haven’t had this issue until this year.

Help? 🤷‍♀️

#MommyAndMe

Hey guys, did you know that they still sell diaries? You can even get a composition notebook from any store.

Just a thought.

I’m off to work. Have a great day, everyone!

May the fourth be with you.

#HiEveryone

1. I’m a single mother of two boys.
2. I’m a line cook.
3. I have Usher Syndrome.
4. I hate peanut butter.
5. I grew up in MD.
6. My favorite ice cream is Forbidden Fudge Brownie.
7. I am slightly superstitious.
8. My favorite book is “Lightning” by Dean Koontz.
9. I wear hearing aids.
10. I love my kids more than anything. They will always be put first over everything else.

This is just a friendly PSA- I just want to make sure everyone understands that if you don’t use some form of birth control and you and the SO are going at it like rabbits- you’re bound to wind up pregnant.
We are all grown women and should know this by now.
So. To whom it may concern...please don’t act all worried about being pregnant and when asked about birth control say you don’t believe in that stuff. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Too soon?

(Yay it’s my first post!)
Love, Angie, former Baby Bumper.

#angryfaces

Pretty only on my best day.

Oy. I am the cook.