My ankles and feet look like barney feet and I legit have a watermelon blocking my view of everything on the table and I stay bumping into things. My fingers look like overcooked sausages and the pimples on my face looks like a constalation. There are toes all up in my ribcage and little and pushing my pelvic bone to make room. Lets not talk about the daily hiccups this girl gets that makes her head bounce on my cervix with every hiccup. Sighs.. Lol

Have children they said.
You look beautiful they said.
Baby is coming any day now they said.
This is the most beautiful time of your life they said.
"THEY" LIED!!!!!!