I might have just told someone's child to fuck off under my breath. I'm at the park with my TWO year old... there's this older kid who keeps riding around like a nutter on his bike so I said Harry stay out of the way, this child then proceeded to tell me "I'm not gonna murder it" ... he also told me that every child has this evil secret. He literally has not stopped talking shit to me since I got here. His mum has fucked off into someone's garden and I'm stuck here with him. He keeps jumping all 5 steps even though I asked him not to cause I don't want Harry to copy. I've sat ignoring him even though he's directly talking to me for the last 5 minutes, God help me I must be a horrible mum 😂