Anyone wanna play a game?
I know you can't really tag unless you can remember names so just have a go for fun if you fancy it 😘
Here's my 20 facts 🙂
1. I'm crap at everything apart from being a mum
2. I should probably go to the opticians and get new specs... I'm wearing my old ones with my old prescription because I got horribly drunk New Years and lost the entire contents of my bag which included my purse, glasses and other half's keys 🙃 luckily I got the keys and purse back but the glasses I assume got broken
3. I'm obsessed and I mean obsessed with Law & Order: Special Victim's Unit
4. The first words I said to my child as he was born were... "You look like a monkey"
5. Love coffee, HATE tea
6. I have a mouse that terrorises my lounge every night
7. I'd quite possibly strangle the Milkshake Monkey if I could ever get hold of it
8. I'm soon to be 25 yet I got told I look 17 yesterday, WIN 🙌🏼
9. I have no interest in getting engaged or married at this moment in time nor any time in the near future. Maybe when I'm 40 💁🏻
10. I have the shittest most boring hair in the world. It isn't straight, it isn't curly... it's just god damn annoying
11. I made several attempts at blogging and wrote some alright posts, just pure lazy and always forget I've even got a blog to post on
12. Once I get stuck into something I'm the most motivated person you'll ever meet but if I find something boring, no chance mate...
13. I hate the number 13
14. I say 'fuck sake' at least 30 times a day
15. My road rage is one of my worst traits, I just can't keep quiet if someone can't drive properly and if you don't indicate, you cut in front of me or you sit up my ass I'll become your worst nightmare
16. My sofa is no longer just grey, it's also yellow too- my devil child decided he'd start his own decorating company... And used my sofa for practice
17. I love Yankee Candle wax melts, in actual fact I just love wax melts in general
18. My eyes are stinging
19. 19 is my favourite number
20. I know you've laughed at least once reading all that crap 😂
Комментарии
Racial nickname
I sometimes call my lo monkey. To me he looks like a little monkey. My so says it's racist and offensive. What do you think?
So I got my first Brazilian wax today & OMG, I felt like I was at the GYN. This lady was just spreading my vagina all open 😂😭 surprisingly getting my booty waxed was the least painful but the vagina LORDDDDDDD when they get to the inner part of your lips 😩🤦🏽♀️ I thought I met Jesus
This is NOT happening !!!!!!! I swear I had given up! But I'm 5 days late and I just got my BFP ???
Hi
I am into my 15 week now
But since last two days am not having good feeling....I just feel something is wrong inside wid d kid...all my symptoms r too less
Morning sickness is gone....Metallic taste of my tounge is also less....and I feel pain in my abdoman twice or thrice which is very minor though
What should i do i am very confused
Already have gone through 5 scans because of changing gynec
Just feel that untill i hear the heartbeat or see my kid i wont b ok....got sleepless nights
Birth Plan Rant
I used to be all about getting an epidural, but after research and thinking about it more I want to have an unmedicated birth (this is my first baby). What annoys me is when I say that I'm going to TRY my hardest to have a natural and unmedicated birth people always feel the need to say that I'm crazy or that I'm going to change my mind when I get in that position. Or that epidurals are the best. I do realize that plans change, but why can't people be supportive and encouraging?
I see you tagged me in it on Insta- I'm not being ignorant in just so boring I'd struggle to come up with 20 facts about myself 😂 this had me creasing! I'm with you at number 14 for sure 🙌