Anyone wanna play a game?

I know you can't really tag unless you can remember names so just have a go for fun if you fancy it 😘

Here's my 20 facts 🙂

1. I'm crap at everything apart from being a mum

2. I should probably go to the opticians and get new specs... I'm wearing my old ones with my old prescription because I got horribly drunk New Years and lost the entire contents of my bag which included my purse, glasses and other half's keys 🙃 luckily I got the keys and purse back but the glasses I assume got broken

3. I'm obsessed and I mean obsessed with Law & Order: Special Victim's Unit

4. The first words I said to my child as he was born were... "You look like a monkey"

5. Love coffee, HATE tea

6. I have a mouse that terrorises my lounge every night

7. I'd quite possibly strangle the Milkshake Monkey if I could ever get hold of it

8. I'm soon to be 25 yet I got told I look 17 yesterday, WIN 🙌🏼

9. I have no interest in getting engaged or married at this moment in time nor any time in the near future. Maybe when I'm 40 💁🏻

10. I have the shittest most boring hair in the world. It isn't straight, it isn't curly... it's just god damn annoying

11. I made several attempts at blogging and wrote some alright posts, just pure lazy and always forget I've even got a blog to post on

12. Once I get stuck into something I'm the most motivated person you'll ever meet but if I find something boring, no chance mate...

13. I hate the number 13

14. I say 'fuck sake' at least 30 times a day

15. My road rage is one of my worst traits, I just can't keep quiet if someone can't drive properly and if you don't indicate, you cut in front of me or you sit up my ass I'll become your worst nightmare

16. My sofa is no longer just grey, it's also yellow too- my devil child decided he'd start his own decorating company... And used my sofa for practice

17. I love Yankee Candle wax melts, in actual fact I just love wax melts in general

18. My eyes are stinging

19. 19 is my favourite number

20. I know you've laughed at least once reading all that crap 😂