haha that's me pushing people down and all

If this isn't me ❤️😂😂

It seems like my kids r always in MY bathroom. I'm forever chasing them out of it. like hello yall got ur own upstairs and everyone knows it's a chore to walk them stairs for me right now

my first night home from the hospital i realized i had to pee and i thought to myself "oh since i don't have a baby jumping on my bladder anymore i can actually hold it for a minute!" so i took my time to lay my baby in her crib and as i bent over i felt something warm and i was like "oh shit i'm pissing myself!" 😂 but luckily i had an adult diaper on to help deal with the postpartum bleeding so it was all contained but i will just never forget that 😂 but it has already gotten better. i rarely tinkle anymore.

lol and it doesn't end after baby! 😂 I permanently have to run to the bathroom. I probably shoulda done more kegals lol

lol right lol whoever is in the way is getting pushed

the other day i peed while waitting for them to get out of MY bathroom. i was so mad