I know this is going to sound awful, but my boyfriend out on the door a note that said, don't bother knocking, I'm down with the devil and im really big into hunting. I was like WHAT!!!

The Jehovah's Witnesses don't come to my house anymore they must have red flagged us

Bwahahaha your daughter sounds awesome.

were not used to a doorbell. first time someone rang ours i thought my husband pissed himself he screamed "wtf was that?!" lol