sitting next to my 1year old baby girl and I let loose one of those motorcycle farts (a long slappy fart) she looks at me with a confused stare and waits for my fart to be done. after I'm done farting I say nothing but just stare at her and she says, "maahmee you poop?" lmfao 😂😂😂😂
My sweet baby girl gained her angel wings this morning. She was my best friend, my true love my everything. She was so happy and beautiful, I'm struggling to say good bye. Sleep tight princess, mummy and daddy love you very very much ❤
So because I got a cervical check done by a man my S/O says I'm "tampered" with and that's like cheating . wtf
Things I never thought I'd say... Until I became a mom:
Just Came to Pick Up My Baby From My Mama House and she done changed his clothes Twice 😂
I can't believe it My cousin stayed with me rent free from September 2015 to April 2016 and her stuff is still in my apartment. She's been saying she was going to come get her stuff for months. She text me this morning saying that she was going to come and get her stuff soon, and I asked her if I could have her air mattress. She tried to charge me $60 for it. The air mattress sells new for $35 on amazon and she didn't even pay $60 for it. I didn't respond and she just text me saying the $60 was for a microwave she bought me and her air mattress. When she got the microwave, it was a gift. Then when my son was in the hospital from October to January out of town, I was going to get my internet service turned off until I returned home. My cousin was doing school work online, so I paid for it while I was away so she could use it. I'm trying to figure out a response to her. ?
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😂😂😂😂 my daughter goes "toot toot!"