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This might be a bit too personal but I can't stop laughing.... Me and my hubby haven't done the deed…

This might be a bit too personal but I can't stop laughing....

Me and my hubby haven't done the deed since I got pregnant (my doing as I've been too scared / went off it etc etc).

Anyway, today we decided to do 'it'. Gosh it was funny.... I'm so fat now that at one point we were flapping around like two virgins, I was laughing so much a little bit of wee came out and some air from my back passage (trying be polite here). After 20 mins we gave up..... I think our only other option is if I jump on top but I'm in so much pain with my pelvis I'm gonna have to psych myself up!!

Poor hubby..... I still can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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sinlou93

sinead spence

Мама дочки (2 года), беременна (34 нед.)

@mich77, sorry that really made me laugh... i cant remember the last time me and my partner done the deed 😂😂. i hope your hubby laughed it off too lol x

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fred

Мама троих детей, ждёт четвёртого

I was literally crying on the bed with laughter @sinlou93 poor bloke....at one point I was deep breathing like in labour to try and control my hysteria hahahaha

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sweetsesame

Sweet Sesame

Мама дочки (8 лет), беременна (29 нед.)

That made me laugh too 🙈 I'm willing to give it a go now too but with me feeling big I don't want it to be awkward 😂 x

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sinlou93

sinead spence

Мама дочки (2 года), беременна (34 нед.)

lmfao... its either laughing it off or crying lol.. at least its something you can laugh about lol.. xx

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lolliigee

Lauren Butcher

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try the spooning position 😅 I'm only 31 weeks gone but i can't do any other position, and that one works well 😅 xx

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fred

Мама троих детей, ждёт четвёртого

tried it @lolliigee....I can't lift my leg up due to my SPD. xx

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briony1994

Briony Emmy

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Glad it's not just me and OH who are in hysterics while doing the deed😂😂 at the moment with him on top he has to stay high up otherwise bump gets squashed, on my side I can't lift my leg, on my knees bump touches the bed, we still manage it some how but it is hilarious!!xx

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stephj1449

Stephanie Jolly

Мама сына-младенца

Try getting a pregnancy pillow. I got a 6ft one and used it to support me and bump when doing the deed. Helped a ton! Xx

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homely.mummy.no2

Kerry

Мама сына (7 лет), беременна (32 нед.)

😂😂😂😂

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winterbaby95

Bethany

Мама дочки-младенца

😂😂😂😂😂

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mioaurellia

Mio

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Hun I'm not trying to be rude but you made my day! I've been feeling like crap today and saw this post and I laughed! 😊

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fred

Мама троих детей, ждёт четвёртого

Haha I'm glad...it still makes me cry with laughter when I mentally relive it @mioaurellia xxx hope you're feeling ok

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