Story: husband is lazy and halfasses everything. I decided to play his game.

Solution: half of everything for husband as his treatment for his ungrateful ass.

Update: husband came home from work and complains: Him, " why did you pack me half a frozen burrito, half a sandwich with a bite on it? I was hungry at work babe. also I didn't have any matching socks to wear for work. that's embarrassing." (I act half asleep) he goes into the bathroom to poop and shower. him, "babe, are we out of toilet paper? I thought you just bought some." me, "no we are all out. use what we have. also I just washed all the bath towels so you'll have to air dry or dry your lazyass with a hand towel. whatever floats your boat you know." him, "uh wtf! why? that's weird. this feels like jail!" lmfao!!! 😂😂😂 this is only phase one ladies.