Sounds like that time I tried to cure thrush with garlic :)

lol u made me laff @holliesinead ..sorry but thanks firsr tym today someone cheered me up..hpe u felin better soon. xxx

omg I'm crying here!!! I suffer too but that would deffo be a no no.... I bought suppositories and put them in the fridge... helped loads I guess u can use them in pregnancy.. you have a way with words. my tears r streaming.. twerking!!! omg...ice bucket at the ready xx

Now you really made me laugh😂😂...but I'm sure your OH wouldn't mind seeing you twerking 😄 @holliesinead

@mioaurellia, I don't know what came over me and thought it was a good idea 🙈 @trevise I couldn't find ice cubes to help this so my clever idea was tea tree oil and then I tried to use a cold shower to ease the pain as well 😂 @tam77 my oh and best friend found it just as funny as you did infact they both said this is one of the main reasons I shouldn't be left alone I may be an adult but I don't think I'll ever stop making bad life choices infact I blame my oh for leaving me unattended for such a long period of timeworn access to any medical stuff aha! Xxx

omg twerking naked!!! i almost just spat tea all over my hubby reading this!!! im sorry ive suffered myself so know how uncomfortable it can be, but this really did make me lol. Chemist sell creams if you cant get a doc app. xxxcx

Truss me mine was so bad I put cubes of ice inside my bum crack 😂😂😂 now I use a cream called anusol

Tea tree oil can be nasty at times hun (I got burned skin after applying it on my popped zits and they left nasty scars that wouldn't go away for months)... you must be in agony because of it. They said warm olive oil helps but I haven't tried since I've never suffered from piles.. ( bf had a couple of times and I had to apply cream on the butt holes 😵) xx

@duchess92, my OH also found it hilarious he came in and I was twerking naked to try ease the pain the poor lad had to see my puffy butthole flapping up and down if he has seen that I think we will be alright in labour now 😂 i am laughing about it now as I was running around the landing trying to cool it down turns out Vaseline works a treat 🙈😂 xx

😂😂😂😂 Oh my god! I can imagine the pain! Don't do that again hun 😂 You can get some cream for piles. Talk to your doctor xx

oh my God this had me in fits of laughter 😂😂 I'm so sorry you had that pain but it was so eloquently put I couldn't help but laugh!! hope you feel better soon xx