I wish I could post this on FB. But I have to "keep the peace" and "be the bigger person". (WARNING: RANT/LANGUAGE)
Dear sister in-law,
Eat a dick. No really, just go home and choke on it. I'm (not) sorry that I didn't personally hunt you down to let you know what my vagina will be doing on Monday. The only time I've heard from you in the past two months is when you got offended by something I posted on FB. So how appropriate you find out my induction date on FB. How on EARTH could your fatass survive without some goddamn drama to bitch about? I told your parents last MONDAY, and waited until THURSDAY to post on FB, so even they didn't see fit to fucking tell you. Maybe there is a reason. I guess you'll just find out after the fact on fucking FB when he's born, because guess what? This is a personal moment between my husband and I, and I couldn't give two shits if my son ever meets you. I kind of hope he never does.
Sincerely,
Go eat a dick.
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@youngg.mommyy, And it causes contractions which help your uterus return to normal after birth. It gives your baby all their first antibodies. I'm just sick of their BS and judgements. Seriously this is my baby and I'm going to raise him my way.
seriously?! what the hell is gross about breastfeeding?! omfg, ITS MEDICINE FOR YOU & BABY! It even lowers your chances of breast cancer! ugh people like that irritate the absolute shit out of me. i would give anything to breastfeed.
@youngg.mommyy, exactly! People act like they are entitled to know every last thing about it! I'll be 9 days over due when I'm induced on Monday and my MIL keeps making snide comments like "well you just need to walk more" because she doesn't like the idea of an induction. She also freaked out about formula and us having enough food, but when I told her I'm breastfeeding she got all grossed out. "Oh I didn't do that". Yes, and you also smoked with all three of your children. Mom of the year. -.-
i wish i could say this to so many people but i genuinely try to keep the peace. i can't believe how many people feel obligated to know every aspect & get offended when you don't say anything. like jeez, is this your baby? -_- this isn't about your dumbass.
@love53, @jesterr I'm glad you enjoyed it. 😀 I felt so much better after writing it lol
That was the best rant I have ever read in my life.
lol I love this post wish I could tell my sister in law the same thing !! one thing for sure I don't want her around my baby !!
@supermommy31082, Haha I've found that nothing shuts someone up faster than telling them to go eat a dick. Say "fuck you" and they yell back, but what can you say to dick eating? Nuthin. ;) And I've tried very hard to keep his family in the know, let them know how my appts go, all that. Its the first baby of his siblings, so I understand. But they get so crazy if I forget one detail! Like excuse me, I've got other things to worry about, like, I don't know... a baby?!
My sister got pissed because she kept standing me up so i called her out so she blocked me and posted "my sister is pregnant" "yes the bitch is pregnant its so gross" "she needs to grow up" so its not gross you go out and grind on some 50 year old dude? Lol stfu your 23 and cant get outta the club. So i feel your pain.
😂😂😂😂😂 first off best fuck u letter I've ever read 👏👏👏👏 second she got a lot of nerve really you don't have to tell her shit some people drive me nuts with that good luck on baby being born shake them haters off and don't worry hun and no don't let Satan's wife see the baby you know they rub off on children lol
@pure_imagination, I swear to god I got so pissed. And THEN his family was like "oh yea we didn't know either" Fuck them. The only time they DON'T tell everyone! But my husband asked me to keep quiet. In exchange, they aren't allowed to visit me in the hospital. ^.^
Girl its okay. My sister is the same way. Tell them how it is!
amen!!