oh god. Satan is here. and she has my child... I always leave the room. cause I promise half the…

oh god. Satan is here. and she has my child... I always leave the room. cause I promise half the time I wanna slap her when she gets to trying to tell me how to fucking parent as If she's the one who went under a knife to deliver my son..

Would it be wrong to teach my son to call his grandmother Satan instead of granny? it just seems more appropriate