this man seriously just tried rubbing up on me in his sleep to try and get random night sex. my response was "turn right…

@carlitojrmami, they don't know it now. but they should definitely be careful with it. 😂😂I'm savage. next time I get bad. pregnancy gas...hes gonna be the one to get the Dutch oven. Imma make that Turkish ass bask in my glory.. 😂😂 lord I need to fall asleep. even I have to say I need to chill out Bahaha

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@hermommy, if I wasn't pregnant, it wouldn't be as serious. cause when we first started dating it was something he'd do on purpose to get me to laugh and play fight. but... at this point. haha shit'll have you sick af soon as it hits your nose hairs. 😂

@xbbycolletto, I be dying too . my hubby also throws stank farts under the covers . and yes it wakes me up too😂😂😂😒😒😒

😂😂😂😂😂 told you jojo darts and I'm like seriously? !

@carlitojrmami, shoot. that's when I start shoving on him and slapping his arms or legs and be like "get tf up and remove your stank self from me. " IDK WTF Sebastian been eating here lately but I swear his rectum needs a cleanse or something. this nigga farted under the covers this morning and I was under the cover and he woke me up out of a DEAD ASS SLEEP @hermommy

@xbbycolletto, 😂😂😂😂😂 I know that's right . however my man too strong . I won't be getting him out of the bed if he didn't want to .

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@hermommy, @carlitojrmami man I wish this boy would toot on me for me saying I ain't in the mood. he'll be tootin his ass to the other end of the room to sleep on the recliner 😂😂😂

damn... I didn't even realize my boob is the size of his fuckin head, Just about. 😢 shit. 😂😂😂

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snug as a bug and hogging up the whole bed even more now cause I said I wasn't in the mood. 😂😧

@hermommy, he better not toot on me lol I would be so mad😂😂😂

girl shoot sometimes jt comes to that lol Joseph doesn't think he's neglecting me and I'm just looking at him like dude😒 lay it on me lol at least yours feels bad haha @justmarriedhavingaboy

My husband does that ALL THE TIME. And then when i mention it the next day he claims he doesn't remember. So basically he gropes me in his sleep 😑

lol Sebastian cant go long without sex. sometimes I wish I felt the way I did in the first trimester when I had 0 sex drive. the third trimester has me going crazy. but at this point bc of the fact my cervix is adjusting. I have to be on top when having sex or it's painful . and that shit is so tiring when you got something the size of a medicine ball as a stomach. 😂😧😢 I'm sure the one night I get in the mood he's gonna not be in the mood. then I'm gonna have to pull what he just did. except everytime I do it, I end up getting my way. 😂😂@hermommy @justmarriedhavingaboy

@hermommy, I was promised every night the past 2 weeks! Even tonight the kids went to bed and he took a shower saying youre guna get it I been feeling so bad neglecting you. then he fall's asleep so I'm on the couch bout to handle it myself 😂😂😂

he gonna toot on you be careful 😷😂😂😂

awwww dang he got shut down . I did that when I was pregnant but I didn't completely shut him down all the time . shoot the man takes care of me . however doc said no sex my whole pregnancy till I was on my last month . but hubby didn't mind. he was you can do other things to me tho lol😂😂😂

@justmarriedhavingaboy, Girl right 😧😂 I had to beg for it tomorrow and still got told idk@xbbycolletto imma dod this to joe lol

@hermommy, I can't with him. I just can't. 😂😂

id kill to be in that position! 😕I've been begging for months! 😢

😂😂😂😂 Sebastian seriously dude lol

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