pregnancy is eating 8 rice krispies and feeling no shame

pregnancy is waking up 12 times to only pee 4 drops of pee

pregnancy is no longer being able to shave your lady parts because you can't see so you eventually say fuck it.

pregnancy is saying I will make it through the day without crying and then crying because you dropped a pickle

pregnancy is feeling those little feet and arms pushing on all your vital organs and causing you lack of sleep

the little gist of pregnancy my dear mother just told me😍😍