I woke up from a short nap and wobbled myself into the bathroom. As I sat down and handled my…

I woke up from a short nap and wobbled myself into the bathroom. As I sat down and handled my business, I looked up and saw a wasp staring back at me and hanging from the bathroom door. It wasn't moving so I couldn't tell if it was alive. Stinging insects are my phobia so I had to plan my escape and determine if this thing was alive. I slowly stood up, backed out of the bathroom, of course forgetting to flush, and picked up a hand towel. I swatted at my nemesis and it didn't move. I swatted again and it took off flying. I think I blacked out because all I remember is running into a wall and banging my arm on the door while trying to escape. I ran into another room, closed the door, and tried to calm myself down so I wouldn't go into labor or something. In my haste, I left the bathroom door open so I knew I had to find the wasp and then plan my next move. After calming down, I went back to the bathroom and saw my phone on the counter. I slowly reached in, arm only, and grabbed my phone. As I was looking around for the demon, I heard it flying on the mirror. I panicked again, ran into the door again, and then slammed it closed. My dad will be handling this situation when he gets back. I'm going to get some French fries. 😥😦😳 #toopregnantforthis #bathroomofflimits #thedevilisbusy #mybabyisatrooper