what are some short funny pregnancy sayings that you've heard that could be put on a tshirt?

oh ya@junebaby did. I love that one. I want to buy some but they areostly $30 a shirt like come on

and ( idk if someone said this one yet ). im making a human what did you do today hahah

"My wife's pregnant, what's your excuse?" @junebaby

I like the daddy ones that say "man behind the bump "

lightning crotch, ouch

yes, lol

@junebaby, have you seen "I just wanted a back rub"

Lol someone responded to someone complaining about vagina pains saying it could be vagina lightening. I laughed. @shadowolfstar

vagina lightning, it's real people. BWAHAHAHA

I saw another that said it's his fault, I was asleep and one said I'm making a human, what have you done today?

Lol that would so be my son @junebaby

I saw this

lmao @kearclark

"Made in vachina"

I'm a pervert @klachappelle

@jomommaclark, lmao yeah it definitely doesn't! Hahahaha

swallowing doesn't get you preggo. sorry that was my first thought. sounds cute. @klachappelle

I forgot to tag @livd15 @gabby0317

@klachappelle, ooh my gosh hilarious😂😂

I swallowed a seed..with a picture of a watermelon.

yeah I need that one

I'm not fat

I'm pregnant

(and fat..)

it made me lol

good one

here comes trouble! lol