😂😂😂

We were going to go out to dinner for my birthday tonight... but my son just woke up covered in vomit. The flu has officially nailed everyone in my house. How do I get my poor little dude through this? 😩

Boyfriend left me a birthday present this morning 🖤 I’m dying over the new palettes!

I’m the last one in my family to get hit with the flu, how in the hell do I survive this? The effort it takes to hold the baby while feeding her is EXHAUSTING, and my body is so achy! I feel like I’m in early labor, upset stomach, the aches and pains, my body feels so heavy. And everyone else is better, after several days of being sick! I’m Day one! Ugh!

Something about jokes and the over exaggeration of “killing” oneself just isn’t funny to me. In fact, it makes me angry. I can’t believe people still joke about slitting their wrists, hanging themselves etc. my heart drops straight to my ass every time I hear that phrasing.

I just saw a photo of a woman’s 5 week old, premature baby drinking out of a sippy cup full of water/juice. How does one go about appropriately telling her that is an absolutely terrible idea? What would you guys do?

My boyfriend leans over, looks me eyes, brow furrowed, and in total seriousness asks me, as if the world depended on my answer, “Do you know... what Blippi’s net worth is?” 😂😂

When your toddler takes a beautiful nap, wakes up and then proceeds to scream at you for two hours because you told him his hot wheel was purple, not red.🙃 Someone send help 😂😅😭

I’m just so in love 💕💗

I’m curious, what was your little’s first word? My son didn’t say “mama” or “dada” first, it was “light” 😂