@deletedapp, omg well thank you though NO KANYE SLANDER WILL BE TOLERATED. Just keep him in your prayers he’s admittedly mentally ill

@deletedapp, I will be sad to see you go. I have always enjoyed your wit. You have such a brilliant mind and I have enjoyed getting to love at some of your snark. You will be missed.

This is a special shout out to the @mom.life app: make it possible for users to delete their account. My husband suggested putting up nudes so that you guys can do it for me, but I'm honestly too lazy. All I can do is uninstall your damn app. Boo, you whores.

If you wipe with toilet paper after a poop, you is nasty. Baby wipes are amazing and a special shout out to my Muslim people who use the water spray thing. In Persian, it's called aftabe and seriously... aftabe is lyfe.

Grey hair is amazing and I envy women who get grey hairs early.

Never say anything in a private chat that you wouldn't say in a public chat or in public in general.

I had to google “medieval paintings of babies”... terrifying😬

Christmas decorations before Halloween are also wrong.

Onions are gross. They have a great flavour, but their texture is wrong and if you like them YOU'RE wrong.

If you think it's important to act like a badass online, just remember: you are stressing the importance of being a badass.

Online.

Ain't nothing badass about that, honey.

If you don't get along with someone enough that you want to go out of your way to call them names, screenshot or swear at them, it's probably better to just block them.

@oddie I deleted everyone from my snap and just keeping family on there.

@deborahjq, are you keeping your snap? I’ll make more of an effort on there regularly to keep in touch 💕

@oddie is a gem and so are so many other users on here, but I don't have a ready made list because I wasn't planning on this, but I will add that @filterless is probably the most gorgeous woman I've seen in my life.

The Mandela effect isn't real.

If you aren't followed pleasantcats on Instagram, I purrromise you won't regret it.

Please Google image "medieval paintings of babies". It's time well spent.