Some parting words before I delete (I'll be randomly adding to this over the next few hours until I come home and delete):

Oreos and peanut butter are amazing. But the smooth peanut butter, not the crunchy.

No, Nightmare Before Christmas is NOT a Christmas movie. You can come to Canada and fight me on it -- I don't give a fuck.

KANYE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE.

Ghosts are real. Sometimes they're scary, sometimes they're just doing their own ghost thing and don't give a shit about you.

Mayonnaise is in fact an instrument.

American chocolate milk is nasty af.