Jorja Green

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• Well. Kendrick is on an nebulizer for 3 weeks. Hopefully caught it before it becomes pneumonia. He's got fluid in his lungs and ear but no sign of infection. He…
  09.02.20181 комментарий1
• The last few weeks have been shit. Absolutely fucking awful. But we're getting through it, slowly.
  08.02.20181 лайк1
• My baby boy turns 1 today 😭😭😭😭😍
  23.01.20182 комментария28 лайков8
• Kendrick woke up this morning and Alex was still in bed. He is SO excited he gets to see his papa when he first woke up 😍😍😍
  20.01.20183 лайка3
• Lord give me strength to not punch my husband in the throat 😩😩
  19.01.20185 лайков5
• My child tried to get his weiner in his mouth 😩😩😩
  17.01.201812 комментариев127 лайков7
• My son is very intently watching a cat have kittens. It's kind of cute how innocent and curious he is when it comes to the world.
  14.01.2018
• Alex got a job 👐👐👐👐👐 Halle-fucking-lujah
  12.01.20186 лайков6
• My poor bub is so sick 🙁🙁 his nose is so plugged he can hardly breathe. He's currently asleep on my chest, but keeps screaming. No sleep for mom tonight 😩😪😪
  06.01.20187 комментариев72 лайка2
• https://www.babyvote.com/jan18/kendrick-green-wx-xepe Can you vote for my babe pleaseeee :)
  05.01.2018
• The start of 2018 has been such a blow to the gut. Alex no longer has a steady income because of some bullshit contract flaw. I broke down in tears infront of m…
  05.01.20183 комментария31 лайк1
• My babe is officially walking 😍 he's growing up so fast ! Up next is the big first birthday. (Secretly crying about that)
  04.01.20187 лайков7
• Definitely feel like an old bitch tonight 😂 Kendrick has been asleep since 9. I tried to get drunk and that failed. Alex was in some sort of mood all night and …
  01.01.20181 лайк1
• What the fuck is this
  30.12.20173 комментария37 лайков7
• Dad brought Kendrick a sandwich. He picks out the tomato and pickles and eats them before anything else 😂 if he ain't my child
  29.12.201710 лайков10
• This snow is giving me fucking heart palpitations. Fuck Iowa, fuck the snow, fuck the city for not prepping the roads. Fucccccckkkk
  29.12.20172 лайка2
• I've had sex twice today.. who am i?!
  29.12.20175 комментариев58 лайков8
• Kendrick played in the snow for the first time 😍😍
  28.12.20174 комментария49 лайков9
• The drive through lady at burger king was hitting on Alex last night, then he said he was married and she basically threw the food through the window and said b…
  28.12.201714 комментариев146 лайков6
• Sometimes I want to hit my husband with a train. But then I remember I can't have sex if he's dead. So here he is, still breathing and shit.
  28.12.20173 комментария315 лайков15
• Did Christmas gift exchange at my in-laws, Kendrick had so much fun opening presents 😍 saved some gifts from "santa" for him to open tomorrow 😁 my little man is…
  25.12.201710 лайков10
• So my tattoo guy will do tattoos in exchange for goods and services. I just gave him 2k worth of stuff I had laying around and that got me 26 hours of tattooing…
  24.12.20178 комментариев87 лайков7
• We did a thing
  23.12.201711 лайков11
• Took Kendrick to get Santa pictures 😂 screamed as soon as he saw Santa, dad tried to call him down and it didn't work, SO lol we did not get Santa pictures this…
  22.12.20172 лайка2
• Kendrick has been awake since 3am.. we're sitting in the livingroom watching cartoons and I can hear Alex snoring from the bedroom. 😡😡 fuck you, dude.
  22.12.20172 лайка2
• I know I'm about to sound like a spoiled bitch but this has really gotten me down. I asked my husband for 1 present for Christmas. A star map of the night our s…
  21.12.201712 комментариев122 лайка2
• 👰Marriages... 1 💍Proposals... 2, husband had to ask twice 😂 🍼Children.. 1 baby boy 🐰Pets right now.. 3 cats, 1 doggo 🚑Surgeries... wisdom teeth removed? Hah ✒Ta…
  21.12.20171 комментарий11 лайк1
• 😍😍😍
  21.12.20176 лайков6
• "Chillin with my snowmies"
  21.12.20172 комментария217 лайков17
• My poor child plopped down on a toy in the bathtub and ripped his butt open 😦😦😦 my man 😔😧
  21.12.20175 комментариев52 лайка2
• What a ham.
  20.12.201712 лайков12
• "I'm going to rearrange your guts" 😉 He's so romantic.
  20.12.20177 лайков7
• Alex made me a bomb ass dinner, we had amazing sex, AND THEN this mf opened up about his feelings. I'm not sure where my husband went, but I'll take it 😂
  19.12.20174 комментария49 лайков9
• Kendrick has literally screamed all day. Woke up at 7am, crabby as fuck. Screamed until his nap. Was okay for about an hour after his nap until he decided to sc…
  18.12.20175 комментариев51 лайк1
• Ok this is going to sound dumb af lol How likely is it to be pregnant even though you have had a period? Alex is trying to convince me I'm pregnant because "he …
  17.12.20175 комментариев51 лайк1
• Kendrick peed on the bathroom floor, ok whatever, my fault. I figured because he just flooded the bathroom he wouldn't have to pee again right away.. nope, peed…
  16.12.20171 лайк1
• So Alex lost his phone on Tuesday. We ripped apart the house, the car, basically anything we could find. He borrowed his mom's truck the day he lost it, so she …
  16.12.20172 лайка2
• Broccoli and tots 😍
  15.12.20175 лайков5
• So my husband met this kid (just turned 19 2 days ago) a few months ago, and we've both grown rather fond of him. He moved in with us because he lost his apartm…
  15.12.20174 лайка4
• Well I'm out for the month. That sucks
  14.12.201710 комментариев10
• Loooking through old photos.. I can't believe my dude is going to be 1 next month 😢😢😢😢 he was 3 months old in this photo and I can't even handle looking at it 😢…
  14.12.201716 лайков16
• Am I the only one that hates someone else's skin touching mine? My husband is always SO warm and I absolutely hate it when he touches me while I try to sleep lo…
  13.12.20174 комментария46 лайков6
• My stupid ass husband and his friend just rearranged my whole livingroom so they could play games together 🙄🙄
  12.12.20172 комментария24 лайка4
• My child just said zebra 😮😮 tell me how you won't say "dad" but you're totally ok with "zebra" 😂
  12.12.201716 лайков16
• My husband is apparently going out drinking after work. So not only have I been at home ALL day, his son hasn't seen him since yesterday, now he's not coming ho…
  11.12.20174 комментария49 лайков9
• Patiently waiting for me to get my shit together and start his bath
  11.12.20172 комментария219 лайков19
• In other news, my friend just left my house to go home and shoot her horse 🙃🙃😖 I don't know if it be able to stomach living on a farm.
  10.12.20175 комментариев53 лайка3
• Alex brought me home a ring 😍
  10.12.20173 комментария39 лайков9
• Went to Wal-Mart for a dog crate, left with a cart full of shit and a fricken fish and fish tank 🙄🙄 how does he talk me into the things.
  09.12.20175 лайков5
• Picky ass, only wants grapes and turkey
  08.12.20176 комментариев69 лайков9