Jorja Green
@jsco·Мама сына (9 лет)
США, Waterloo
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Записи @jsco
- Well. Kendrick is on an nebulizer for 3 weeks. Hopefully caught it before it becomes pneumonia. He's got fluid in his lungs and ear but no sign of inf...
- The last few weeks have been shit. Absolutely fucking awful. But we're getting through it, slowly.
- My baby boy turns 1 today 😭😭😭😭😍
- Kendrick woke up this morning and Alex was still in bed. He is SO excited he gets to see his papa when he first woke up 😍😍😍
- Lord give me strength to not punch my husband in the throat 😩😩
- My child tried to get his weiner in his mouth 😩😩😩
- My son is very intently watching a cat have kittens. It's kind of cute how innocent and curious he is when it comes to the world.
- Alex got a job Halle-fucking-lujah
- My poor bub is so sick 🙁🙁 his nose is so plugged he can hardly breathe. He's currently asleep on my chest, but keeps screaming. No sleep for mom ton...
- https://www.babyvote.com/jan18/kendrick-green-wx-xepe Can you vote for my babe pleaseeee :)
- The start of 2018 has been such a blow to the gut. Alex no longer has a steady income because of some bullshit contract flaw. I broke down in tears in...
- My babe is officially walking 😍 he's growing up so fast ! Up next is the big first birthday. (Secretly crying about that)
- Definitely feel like an old bitch tonight 😂 Kendrick has been asleep since 9. I tried to get drunk and that failed. Alex was in some sort of mood all...
- What the fuck is this
- Dad brought Kendrick a sandwich. He picks out the tomato and pickles and eats them before anything else 😂 if he ain't my child
- This snow is giving me fucking heart palpitations. Fuck Iowa, fuck the snow, fuck the city for not prepping the roads. Fucccccckkkk
- I've had sex twice today.. who am i?!
- Kendrick played in the snow for the first time 😍😍
- The drive through lady at burger king was hitting on Alex last night, then he said he was married and she basically threw the food through the window ...
- Sometimes I want to hit my husband with a train. But then I remember I can't have sex if he's dead. So here he is, still breathing and shit.
- Did Christmas gift exchange at my in-laws, Kendrick had so much fun opening presents 😍 saved some gifts from "santa" for him to open tomorrow 😁 my l...
- So my tattoo guy will do tattoos in exchange for goods and services. I just gave him 2k worth of stuff I had laying around and that got me 26 hours of...
- We did a thing
- Took Kendrick to get Santa pictures 😂 screamed as soon as he saw Santa, dad tried to call him down and it didn't work, SO lol we did not get Santa pi...
- Kendrick has been awake since 3am.. we're sitting in the livingroom watching cartoons and I can hear Alex snoring from the bedroom. 😡😡 fuck you, dud...
- I know I'm about to sound like a spoiled bitch but this has really gotten me down. I asked my husband for 1 present for Christmas. A star map of the n...
- Marriages... 1 Proposals... 2, husband had to ask twice 😂 Children.. 1 baby boy Pets right now.. 3 cats, 1 doggo 🚑Surgeries... wisdom teeth removed...
- 😍😍😍
- "Chillin with my snowmies"
- My poor child plopped down on a toy in the bathtub and ripped his butt open 😦😦😦 my man 😔😧
- What a ham.
- "I'm going to rearrange your guts" 😉 He's so romantic.
- Alex made me a bomb ass dinner, we had amazing sex, AND THEN this mf opened up about his feelings. I'm not sure where my husband went, but I'll take i...
- Kendrick has literally screamed all day. Woke up at 7am, crabby as fuck. Screamed until his nap. Was okay for about an hour after his nap until he dec...
- Ok this is going to sound dumb af lol How likely is it to be pregnant even though you have had a period? Alex is trying to convince me I'm pregnant ...
- Kendrick peed on the bathroom floor, ok whatever, my fault. I figured because he just flooded the bathroom he wouldn't have to pee again right away.. ...
- So Alex lost his phone on Tuesday. We ripped apart the house, the car, basically anything we could find. He borrowed his mom's truck the day he lost i...
- Broccoli and tots 😍
- So my husband met this kid (just turned 19 2 days ago) a few months ago, and we've both grown rather fond of him. He moved in with us because he lost ...
- Well I'm out for the month. That sucks
- Loooking through old photos.. I can't believe my dude is going to be 1 next month 😢😢😢😢 he was 3 months old in this photo and I can't even handle l...
- Am I the only one that hates someone else's skin touching mine? My husband is always SO warm and I absolutely hate it when he touches me while I try t...
- My stupid ass husband and his friend just rearranged my whole livingroom so they could play games together 🙄🙄
- My child just said zebra 😮😮 tell me how you won't say "dad" but you're totally ok with "zebra" 😂
- My husband is apparently going out drinking after work. So not only have I been at home ALL day, his son hasn't seen him since yesterday, now he's not...
- Patiently waiting for me to get my shit together and start his bath
- In other news, my friend just left my house to go home and shoot her horse 🙃🙃😖 I don't know if it be able to stomach living on a farm.
- Alex brought me home a ring 😍
- Went to Wal-Mart for a dog crate, left with a cart full of shit and a fricken fish and fish tank 🙄🙄 how does he talk me into the things.
- Picky ass, only wants grapes and turkey