he is making like my whole stomach shake. strong little guy.

xander release the feed me button I just fed you munchkin.

I'm laying in bed like oh my goodness ouch!!! all I heard about was how miserable labor is. they make pregnancy sound glorious. my belly hurts so bad because my son constantly thinks I need a deep tissue massage from the inside. im sleepy but this hurts way too much for sleep.

I'm buying my mom a medal. this pregnancy business is no joke.

Xander you can't come out by my belly button. stop that feels funny and it hurts. it's too early you can't escape yet.

damn lifetime movies. they suck me in I feel like a trapped flu stuck in a spider's web. must turn off channel blah

I'm watching this arranged show. this Taylor chick. I'd divorce her. she's rude and annoying.

Fruity Pebble treat. I tried

he is laying so low today all his movements feel extra funny. I'm not used to him being down there.